dusty pumpkin

An older vagina that has succumbed to juandice.

I got her Halloween costume off, and it was a trick, nothing but a dusty pumpkin.

by Rubiruckus May 7, 2018

dusty

An adjective used to describe something so cool or so horrid that you cannot describe it using any other word. An up and coming slang term among the kids

YO dawg that food was mad dusty.

Hey bro, did you see that dusty movie.

by VirginIslander February 17, 2021

Dusty Divet

Trees

There are so much trees at Dusty Divet now

by Olive Soose November 21, 2018

dusty flump

A man who is huffy and overly sensitive

I heard you and your lad fell out again?

“Aye he’s a right dusty flump, takes everything i say seriously even when it bants”

by Kellip February 19, 2024

dusty

Another word for "virgin" or someone who has not had sex in a long period of time.

Man I am so old and dusty down there.

by codygizmo April 25, 2016

Dusty rocking chair

The uninvited, mounted sexual activity of a wheelchair bound elderly person in a vegetative state
The dust off the chair can be seen falling to the ground throughout the rocking of the chair

Richard: hey devon, how are you enjoying your dusty rocking chair. Do you need lunch?
Devon: (Stephen hawkings voice) bleep bloop help!

by Chkeni420 April 16, 2025

dusty palm

When you give a hand job to an old guy

I just gave a dusty palm to my dads friends in the garage.

by Paaaaaaaaj December 31, 2017