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Driving Smack

"Driving Smack" is similar to "Talking Smack". It is a way for weaker or more timid individuals to "Talk Smack" without having to leave the safety of their vehicle.

"Driving Smack" is carried out in a number of ways, and is always being improved upon by those who are particularly non-confrontational.

Usually it is accomplished when the weak individual is driving a large and/or very loud vehicle (see Yucaipa) and, upon passing by the person whom he dislikes, hits the accelerator which causes the vehicle to lurch forward abnormally and produce a loud "BRAAAAP" thereby striking fear into the intended victims heart and soul. Extra points can be had if the tires lose traction and make "screeching" sounds.

This can be done daily with very little measurable loss in effectiveness.

*Motorcycles can be used also, however this would then be referred to as "Riding Smack", and is usually associated more with "attention whoring" than actual attempts to intimidate. Perhaps in lieu of masculinity the rider will wear flashy outfits and novel helmet modifications.
A: Look at this dork in the 4x4

B: .....BRAAAAAP!!....brap..

A: Gee maybe we should get the heck out of this city before he comes back and hurts us. BAHAHAAA! Another punk driving smack.
by 0per November 10, 2011
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Silent Drive-by

A particularly unattractive woman. A lady whom, if you were passing whilst driving, you would be "disinclined to use your horn".
Jaysus, look at the head on that silent drive-by. She has a face like a melted bucket.

Fuck me Simon, but your missus is such a dog, I'm afraid she'd get a silent drive-by.
by JohnnyF July 9, 2010
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Drive by shitting

A quick number 2 stop while in "transit"...usually at somebody else's place or public washroom. The sole purpose of the quick stop is to handle your "business" and bounce as soon as finished!

Drive by shitting, also drive by two'ing
I'm tired of Stephanie drive by shitting at my spot...damn she lives 5 minutes away from me! wtf!? Next time she stops by, I'll hide the toilet paper...
by S-touch August 28, 2010
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Bed Driving

Bed sucks at driving like man she sucks
man you remind me of bed driving
by Black_Buddhha May 21, 2021
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Muff-Driving

The act of perfroming oral or mutual masterbation of the digits to a female whilst she is operating a motor vehicle.
"Dude we took a road trip last weekend and I went muff-driving in 14 different states! Buiiiiiii."

"Susan, Im super worried my parents will find out Jake was muff-driving me when I hit that tree on 7th Ave last week..."

"We just met, and this is crazy, but I'm gonna muff-drive the shit out of you."
by SCOONLAN August 25, 2012
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drive of shame

The drive home (normally with a hangover) in the morning or early afternoon when you are wearing the same clothes as the night before.
Good morning. My head hurts so I'm going to brave the drive of shame now and recover at home alone.
by LD50 January 8, 2006
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pile drive

when u hear the slapping while having sex.
ryan pile drived that bith last nite!
by gangsta bitch February 7, 2007
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