I Need <Insert> Like Africa Doesn't Need AIDS

When you want something really really badly.

"Dude, I need that girl like Africa doesn't need AIDS"
"We need to get this deal like Africa doesn't ned AIDS"
"Molly needs to work out like Africa doesn't need AIDS"
I Need <Insert> Like Africa Doesn't Need AIDS : When you want something really really badly.

by Third Leg Chuck July 15, 2016

when something is destroyed, does it cease to exist or exist in a state of nothingness?

no but really, which one?

physics teacher: okay, class! it's the first day of school and I want to answer any question that you may have.
me: alright, when something is destroyed, does it cease to exist or exist in a state of nothingness?
physics teacher:. *dies*

by warmachine76123 April 17, 2021

man says, man does

Fake idiom.

Meaning: A man of his word. If you promise something, you do it NO MATTER WHAT.

Guy 1: Oi, why you pushing me so hard, i ain't doing this shit, it's hard shit.
Guy 2: Man says, man does. You man or not man?

by yeetEzclap July 5, 2022

i just swallowed the white stuff just to make sure it doesnt stain anywhere

a valid excuse to say when ur choking

"i just swallowed the white stuff just to make sure it doesnt stain anywhere, now it just regurgitaed out of my mouth, now its back on the floor"

by wandamaximoffismilfhornyslut March 12, 2023

You can teach a goat to square dance, but that doesn’t mean he’ll like cupcakes

Life is unpredictable, strange and beautiful. Always live on the bright side of life.

Well, you know what they say “you can teach a goat to square dance, but that doesn’t mean he’ll like cupcakes”

by Dudewholikesbannanas May 8, 2021

doneskis

to finish an event or express completion

when jack ne hoff finished cranking it, he yelled "Doneskis!"

by Big Dick Dyar December 26, 2008

Domestics

Teenagers/People in their early 20s who have been in the same boring relationship for an absurd number of years, wasting their youth on one lame person instead of enjoying single life precisely when they're supposed to.

-How long's your sister been going out with that guy?
-I don't know, like 5 years?
-Since they were 15?!?!?!
-Tell me about it. Fucking domestics man.

by M.Z.G November 26, 2010