long dookie

The first shit you take in the morning that goes on forever. This shit has caused numerous write ups at work for being late and many a argument with the significant other.

Woke up and took a long dookie and shit went down hill from there.

by Angela’s man February 23, 2018

Wookie dookie

A bit quirky or strange

"Omg I'm so wookie dookie!" Jessica said.

"Ur not quirky Jessica shut up," Daniel huffed.

by iamnotphoebe July 27, 2021

Wookie Dookie

A large piece of shit, compiled after a long crap approximating thirteen to fourteen hours. Hugely painful for the first five hours.

“Holy moly dude, last night I dropped a magnanimous wookie dookie…”

by Lord of HELP ME HELP ME HELP November 14, 2023

Dookie Kapua

Another term for releasing the gross excrement from your body

Friend: Where are you going?
Me: I gotta go "dookie kapua" !!

by Sonnny Jins December 14, 2021

Dookie Shoot

a mixed drink, patron (or everclear) and vodka with a dab of chocolate liquer!!!

Let me get that dookie shoot on the rocks.

by dirtydrinkerofstuff100 October 14, 2008

Dookie Dot

A) The speck of feces (either brown, green, yellow, or grey) that appears on the tip of someone’s finger or a man’s penis after removing (finger or penis) from another person’s rectum during foreplay or anal sex. Both men and women can produce dookie dots.

Eww! Why does he always feel the need to tell everyone about his dookie dots from his hook ups?

by bluechrome4u August 08, 2019

dookie roots

Dreads, dreadlocks

Cheryl: did you see that?
Robin: yep - longest dookie roots ever

by Clearlyyomamma May 22, 2024