couch dolphin

1. (noun) A colloquial name for the Indo-Appalachian right-finned porpoise, usually found gesticulating betwixt couch cushions very racistly. Swims to the very far right and has a parasitic relationship with the “greatest” and whitest of sharks, when convenient.

2. (noun) A person who has intimate relations with an upholstered sitting apparatus, while they are watching ‘Flipper’ reruns, ‘Zeus and Roxanne,’ etc. , because the concept of human connection perplexes them.

Well… that Jim Dave fellow turned out to be a real couch dolphin. Yikes. Is this why Cleveland had to get rid of Sea World?

couch dolphin by Judith Jetson Lightyear July 27, 2024

couch dolphin

1. (noun) A colloquial name for the Indo-Appalachian right-finned porpoise, usually found gesticulating betwixt couch cushions very racistly. Swims to the very far right and has a parasitic relationship with the “greatest” and whitest of sharks, when convenient.

2. (noun) A person who has intimate relations with an upholstered sitting apparatus, while they are watching p0rnpoise, because the concept of true human connection perplexes them.

Well… that Jim Dave Vance fellow turned out to be a real, self-described couch dolphin. Yikes. Is this why Cleveland had to get rid of Sea World?

couch dolphin by Judith Jetson Lightyear July 27, 2024

sea dolphin

A man who shaves his arms and legs for a woman. More to speak, a bitch. Non-masculine culture.

Harry: Why did you shave your arms and legs dude??

Matt: My girl wanted me to be smooth

Harry: Fucking sea dolphin

sea dolphin by lildickmonster December 22, 2024

sea dolphin

A man who shaves his arms and legs for a woman. More to speak, a bitch. Non-masculine culture.

Harry: Why did you shave your arms and legs dude??

Matt: My girl wanted me to be smooth

Harry: Fucking sea dolphin

sea dolphin by lildickmonster December 22, 2024

byford dolphin incident

An incident in an oil rig back in 1983 involving a decompression chamber and diving bell where a diver was forced through a gap just 5 inches wide due to the extreme pressure differential. He was basically folded in half backwards and his organs were pulled straight out of his body.

Don’t look up the byford dolphin incident unless u like gore and morbid shit

byford dolphin incident by smoking & vaping is for losers June 22, 2025

Angry dolphin

The definitions are almost correct, but they all forget one major step. You are behind her and inside her vagina and BEFORE you try the switch from vagina to anal you stick a finger in her mouth and hook that finger inside her cheek, like a fish hook that caught a dolphin, and as you slide out, you pull her face back towards you and go for the booty hole. THAT’S when she gets to make the “eh-eh..eh-eh..eh-eh” noises like an angry dolphin. She makes the noises because your finger prevents her from using words in protest.

I thought it would be funny to try the angry dolphin on my girlfriend, she did NOT share my sense of humor in that situation

Angry dolphin by Boston2316 August 26, 2025

My dolphin, my show

When you take charge of an event or project, and do things your way

I'm in charge here. My dolphin, my show. My dolphin, my show can also be used as an antithesis to not my monkey, not my circus.

My dolphin, my show by Uncle Dimma March 28, 2026