Diego

perfect.

"You and Diego are so cute together !!"
"he's perfect."

by idontknowwhattoputlol October 20, 2021

Diego Muro

Likes to fuck an eat pussy

Did you know Diego Muro loves to fuck

by Daddy pobs December 28, 2020

Diego

A Mexican who can dig around the world, eat 100 tacos in a siting, will take your job, is apart of the Mexican drug cartel, loves jesus and god, and is really good at selling wieners

Did you see Diego at the church today, no he was selling drugs

by Ok i won't use my real name November 10, 2020

Diego

Diego is my mush. He is very funny and I will miss him when he leaves. Thank you for letting me have your tie. Have a good life mush. You better still message me.

Have a good life Diego
Bye mush!

by Mush321 November 21, 2018

Diego

Diego is the coolest,most badass guy you'll ever met
Smart,funny,hispanic and a great and loyal friend
Cute and dirty
420 24/7

Everyone:
Omg how was it again that guy 2000 years ago who saved humanity?
Diego:
Oh you mean my brother Diego?

by Diego_diego_diego August 30, 2020

Diego

An old soul trapped in a young boy's body. The soul wants to be free and make love to carrots but the body is still developing brain cells that can actually work. Simply a weirdo.

"he's ugly and a bit of a weirdo"
"yeah his name is Diego"
"that explains it"
"cool"
"bye now"
"bye"

by severus cornelius February 15, 2018

Diego

Funny , cool asf gets all dat hoes and doesn't give a fuxk wht dis weird ass lame ass niggas got to say if u try him could even fuxk ur moma in front of u wit ur scary ass and nut on her face for her to lick. And could even steal ur girl

Guys: Damn diego cool asf I wanna be like him
Girl: fuxk jus looking at him made me wetter den a fountain I'm tryna fuxk dat soul outta him

by D1eg0 November 22, 2021