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StrangerCon Depression

When all of your friends and every other Stranger Things fan is going to a Stranger Con near you (or not near you) and get to hug Millie Bobby Brown and Noah Schnapp, but your still not allowed to go because you either don’t have the money or your parents won’t take you.
Friend: I’m going to the Stranger Con next year
You: I can’t go. Now I have StrangerCon Depression ):
by TheDepressedFanGirl December 17, 2019
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Depression walk

When you are sad and out of shape and decide to run but after the first twenty feet it turns into a slow walk and you think about how shitty a person you are.
Roommate: Hey what are you doing tonight?
you: Oh, i was gonna watch some tv and maybe take a depression walk.
by Residentdrifter August 8, 2018
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niggling depression

Niggling depression
Severe depression that takes over your whole life making unbearable to carry out basic daily tasks.
Mom- "Can you take your nigga out?"

You- "I can't, I have niggling depression."
by BlackNiggasBrotherhood August 3, 2017
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suicidal depression

suicidal depression is something that i have actually so its where you want suicide and have depression at the same time, like you really really want to suicide but u dont want to because you dont know if thats gonna be good or not

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Matt: Hey Bro!
Me: Yea
Matt: what u doing

me: listening to some xxxtentacion
matt: why?
me: i have suicidal depression
matt:oh
by Littoral April 10, 2019
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Hemmotron1996 depression

when you miss the old fifteen year old Luke Hemmings and he's so much hot now but you still miss old Luke
I have crippling Hemmotron1996 depression
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depression X

The sickness caused by living sandwiched in perpetual fear first created by the boomers and now them and their millennial spoiled brat kids crying the world is over since start of life . Also starting to effect Gen Z who also have been given no reason not to party like it just doesn't matter.
First it was the threat of nukes killing us and now the have to hear the same never ending crap about the environment from the same people and their kids as well, I hope my depression X doesn't get as bad as Kurt's or I'll end up chewing on a shot gun too.
by dubeswiggins March 27, 2020
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Depression Barbie

When Stereotypical Barbie (Margot Robbie) goes through an existential crisis after asking the other Barbies if they ever thought about dying. Later on, Stereotypical Barbie started to cry, and then a "Depression Barbie" commercial plays.
My mom: What do you want for your 17th birthday?
Me: I would like a depression Barbie because I could totally relate to her. If only they existed
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