depressed wank

After experiencing a sad moment in your life and you try to cheer yourself up by having a wank but you get no pleasure out of it

My mum just died and I have been wanking for ten hours now and it doesn't even feel good, I just want to feel something. I wish I wasn't having a depressed wank

by Dictionaryvision April 18, 2017

fillie depression

what happens when your favorite ship is m.i.a.

I have fillie depression now, I miss those bitches

by ilovelukehemmingsandfinnwolfha March 16, 2018

Tropical Depression

Taking a trip with a beautiful woman to a tropical island and not getting laid.

Looks like the trip turned into a tropical depression.

by Jaymz Kilmister August 9, 2021

repostpartum depression

The feeling of sadness experienced after expecting original content but then encountering a repost.

"Hey, look at this funny picture from 9gag!"

"Dude, you're giving me repostpartum depression."

by swiftmark August 12, 2012

niggling depression

Niggling depression
Severe depression that takes over your whole life making unbearable to carry out basic daily tasks.

Mom- "Can you take your nigga out?"

You- "I can't, I have niggling depression."

by BlackNiggasBrotherhood August 3, 2017

depressed down

depressed way dafuq down

the reality of everything has got me depressed down

by BumStatusYo December 12, 2018

Instagram Depression

a faux state of depression made to portray the false depressive as relatable or idyllic.

Person 1: Do you follow alcohoel on Instagram?
Person 2: Nah, she's got Instagram Depression.

by DrawingIsForNerdos July 2, 2018