Crunk

The opposite of getting drunk, drinking a large quantity of energy drinks until you're awake for 1+ days or until your heart explodes

Tony: "Hey Jim want to go to my brother's Bat Mitzvah?"
Jim: "I can't, I'm gonna get crunk tonight."

by Cockslapper82 August 9, 2020

crunk bucket

A receptacle into which one might choose to deposit their sexual attention.

I'm sick of these pussy ass crunk buckets on Reddit trying to hit me up with no pic.

by Madeline F February 26, 2022

Crunk

High on crack

lets get crunk.

by Mike Purcell September 23, 2017

freakin' crunk

a phrase OFTEN used my Messenger when in a state of shock, excitement, suprise, or another extreme emotional moment

"eternity...freakin' crunk that's a long time" -messenger's away message

by luker July 30, 2008

Crunk

When you're drunk on ice cream

Wow, spongebob and patrick got really crunk last night

by Hankthedictionnary October 18, 2025

Crunk

(n.) A mixture of 2 cans of Red Bull, and a certain amount of vodka.

Let's go drink some Crunk.

by Josh Twisselman May 13, 2004

Crunk

When a situation gets completely out of control to the extent that you can only look back on the damage path and attempt to recreate the events in your imagination.

There was a moth in my livingroom and killing it involved lots of screaming, 2 dogs and a cat, two thrown shoes and 3 flip flops, and eventually a 3" binder... Casualties include one lightbulb and one moth. It all transpired in under 1 minute. Sometimes shit gets crunk.

by carrieologist October 8, 2011