crotch popcorn

Popcorn can be messy to eat. Often times it ends up everywhere. Crotch popcorn is popcorn that ends up on your crotch/pubic region. It's okay to eat your own crotch popcorn, but its almost always a faux pas to eat someone else's crotch popcorn...there are exceptions to this rule, however.

Faux pas:
(A guy grabs and eats some of your crotch popcorn. This will most often end up in the guy whose crotch was violated saying: "WTF man! You just touched my dick!")

Exception:
(A hot girl grabs and eats some popcorn which was on your crotch. This is totally alright.)

by Anonymous Josh March 30, 2011

crotch roach

A person that has sex with a large number of persons. i.e. sex addict, finding any hole to hide in.

"John is such a crotch roach. He will fuck anything."

by Blue Lagoon Under Shining Moon January 24, 2009

Crotch Crawlers

A ladie's pair of underwear that like to crawl in places of the unknown...

Bob to Rachael: Is everything okay down there? You're squirming around alot...

Rachael to Bob: Yeah, I'm good. Im just wearing a bad pair of crotch crawlers.

by Crunk Dawson December 19, 2009

Crotch Canyon

The area between your penis and thigh.

"Today i was play'in some football, and my boxers were riding up my crotch canyon."

by Early riser July 14, 2009

Crotch Dumplin

–noun. a rounded mass of steamed and seasoned dough, often steamed in fat lady vagina, seasoned in sexual sweat.

1. "HuhHuh-Hey Chan, Squeeze out some of them crotch dumplin's I made earlier."

by BuhBuh J August 22, 2008

Crotch rocket

An elaborate gay sex move where during anal the pitcher jacks off the catcher and both ejaculate on each other's genitals at the same time.

"Hey sexy do you want to crotch rocket me tonight?"

by Babypenis69 July 12, 2015

crotch awareness

Having a mental database of everyone in the office's approximate package size, usually acquired through an unhealthy amount of time spent staring at passing crotches or crotches in your direct line of site

Based on Lucy's overall office crotch awareness, the new guy was going to slide into the smaller tier for sure.

by ladislav77 June 8, 2020