wheat crotch

the opposite of a fire crotch; a blond-crotch.

john (jack) alexander myers is a wheat crotch

by josh greenawalt September 23, 2007

Congo Crotch

The incredibly hairy crotch of a man or woman.

Man 1: "How was your date with that girl you picked up at the bar?"

Man 2: "I couldn't even go down on her, she had a fucking congo crotch!"

by Noddegamra2012 December 29, 2010

Crotch Canyon

The area between your penis and thigh.

"Today i was play'in some football, and my boxers were riding up my crotch canyon."

by Early riser July 14, 2009

Crotch Throne

The situation when a male is sitting in a chair naked, with an erection and another person sits in their lap, utilizing them as a throne.

Ty was surprised when he was suddenly used as a Crotch Throne by his buddy.

by c4ligvl4 August 16, 2010

crotch popcorn

Popcorn can be messy to eat. Often times it ends up everywhere. Crotch popcorn is popcorn that ends up on your crotch/pubic region. It's okay to eat your own crotch popcorn, but its almost always a faux pas to eat someone else's crotch popcorn...there are exceptions to this rule, however.

Faux pas:
(A guy grabs and eats some of your crotch popcorn. This will most often end up in the guy whose crotch was violated saying: "WTF man! You just touched my dick!")

Exception:
(A hot girl grabs and eats some popcorn which was on your crotch. This is totally alright.)

by Anonymous Josh March 14, 2011

crotch roach

A person that has sex with a large number of persons. i.e. sex addict, finding any hole to hide in.

"John is such a crotch roach. He will fuck anything."

by Blue Lagoon Under Shining Moon January 25, 2009

crutch crotch

when u hit someone in the balls with your crutch

I crutch crotched some kid today because he was making fun of me for being crippled

person 1:crutch meet crotch, crotch meet crutch
person 2: hold on wat!
person 2:oooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

by goddessman3 January 21, 2010