crusty cross eyed pigeon

1. Robert Scoggins

2. Person whoms wife is a fat prostitute, and he thinks about raping young children, works at local fast food restaurants

3. Ignorant fool who puts nacho cheese filled pans in clean dish water

4. Biggest suck up at a workplace...

1. Robert is a crusty cross eyed pigeon

2. Look at that guy starin at those 10 year old girls, he's a crusty crossed eyed pigeon.

3. What fuckin crusty cross eyed pigeon put this in my clean water...

4. Hey boss....anything for you boss....hooo hoo ha ha ha

by John and Derek June 22, 2006

Crusty Quads

When someone has already has been sexually used, by multiple others in a short time period and the next person up isn't getting a green hit by any means. They are getting the remnants of at least 3 others incidents which took place and have left the area not only sloppy, but now from time and lack of being able to shower in between incidents, the dirty crust has become the prelude to any future incident.

After Stacy had a train run on her, Todd was the only one left who hadn't hit it. Unfortunately for him, sloppy seconds wasn't on the menu. Only crusty quads...

by Tupac420 December 27, 2010

Captain Crusty

A Captain Crusty is a commonly used term for a girl who has enough layers of STDs that she sheds what looks like cornbread dropping wherever she goes. These droppings are actually layers of the vaginal skin and mons pubis skin that are decaying and rotting off due to excessive or "loose" use of the vagina.

This condition can also be transferred via sexual or oral intercourse and can result in shedding similar discharge on the tongue and penal/vaginal region. Participants with these type are suggested to use extreme caution.

Man, that girl was a Captain Crusty for sure. I wouldn't dive into that if there was a gun to my head.

What are those little droppings in your panties? Oh....She's a Captain Crusty....

by AntiCrustyMvmnt April 16, 2010

Crusty

Usually describes a person,place or thing that appears to be in either bad shape or form.

Did you see that girl's lips they were so crusty

that house we visited was extremly Crusty

What a Crusty piece of bread

by Neekay May 20, 2007

Crosby

A frequently ginger-haired individual who shows up to hang out uninvited, leave their snack crumbs all over the furniture, and torture your poor innocent couches and chairs for extended amounts of time. Crosbys like to say "Yea ill come along" to parties etc. and then bitch out at the last second with excuses like "Im too gay to have fun". The crosby's only natural enemies are the Sun and actually have to move their fat ass. Beware of crosbys as they will try to be your friend, but ill only ever act like a leech literally sucking the life out of you.

Guy1: Holy shit!!1 Its a Crosby!! Run!

Guy2: Its ok, he's already winded, we have at least 4 days.

by GingersSuck23 May 28, 2011

crusty nipps

To Have Crust or Rotten Milk Covering Nipple Or Nipple Area.

"I made love to my bowl and cereal and the i got crusty nipps.

by Brandon Magee April 27, 2006

Crosby sweater

The sexual act of watching a pens game while drinking beer and eating snacks (pretzels,chex mix,pizza) and if Crosby scores or ruins the game you then vomit the tasty mixture onto your partners chest much like the "Crosby sweater" only not as colorful.

Crosby lost the puck and ruined the game so i gave Jeff Reed a Crosby sweater.

by NickiMinaj November 21, 2010