Cranks

One who used to hit lots of homeruns in highschool. Also might be referred to someone who used to have no neck. Or has meaty tires.

Are you playing softball this summer? Are you kidding me..They used to call me Cranks in highschool.

by Dr. Micheal Roberts February 05, 2010

crank it and spank it

When used in business: wrap it up and get on with the task.

Note: if you have an HR department you should not use this phrase in business.

“Okay team, let’s crank it and spank it!”

by Shh shh shh August 01, 2022

Crank Cave

The room (bedroom commonly) of a lonely, depressed, young adult male who masturbates aggressively and often.

Jack is off to the Crank Cave again.

by PervertedPatrickStar69 January 21, 2024

Doodleberg crank and spank

It is when you have 3 men and two camels along with a picture of hitler. The first man grabs the second man’s penis yelling doodleberg. The second man shoves his arms up both camels assess and yells crank and the third guy gets on his knees and takes turns blowing each camel while jacking off himself and the first guy. It is complete when the third guys mouth is full of camel cum yells out spank!!!

Dude we got so drunk we did the doodleberg crank and spank with these two Arabian camels

by Derb1919191 December 15, 2024

Crank Rats

A subtle way to disguise your displeasure when having to offer obligatory congratulations to someone.

Mike: Hey, I'm going to marry your ex-girlfriend
Joe: Crank rats
Mike: (mis-hears this as "congrats")

by Brever February 22, 2019

Crank Dat Stank

Plugging the fart box with your Hammer of Thor while doing the Soulja Boy

Aye yo! You see Elliot in the club last night doin the Crank Dat Stank on the dance floor? Hella brown drippage everywhere

by PJ Swaggie Swag December 31, 2020

Pokey bum posh asphixi crank

Pokey bum wank

+

Posh wank

+

Asphixi wank

+

Cry and a wank

=

All the emotions

“Any plans this evening?” she asked.
“Probably try a pokey bum posh asphixi crank.” I replied.

by Diamonds & Crowns September 04, 2022