Too Dank To Crank

An expression used when weed has too many dank thc crystals to maintain a burnm

This is some fire weed, but it's too dank to crank.

by TotallyNotBryan August 13, 2017

Shit Crank

Methamphetamine that's so bad it has you yawning off instead of going to the garage and grabbing a pail to repaint your house overnight...

Hey boo, what you think of this 'shit crank'...
Well... You don't see me repainting the house do you?

by HiddenAssumptions August 4, 2024

Crank lord

The Lord of cranks a man who has a great crank and knows how to yank his crank well

Daniel is the crank lord at my school

by Thegreatcranklord November 29, 2023

Cranked

The feeling of your body feeling like it got hit by a semi after a heavy dubstep show, specifically from the Ohio based producer, Crankdat.

Went to the show last night and I got CRANKED

by ANON716 February 14, 2025

Cranking

Playing AS LOUD AND INTENSE AS PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE ON YOUR INSTRUMENT in marching band. If your lips aren't bleeding, you aren't cranking loud enough. Don't be loud and wrong, though. Loud and slaw doesn't count as cranking.

"Yooo, Jackson State's trumpets are CRANKINGGG danggg!", "Nahhh have you heard Southern's tubas?! Straight KRANKING."

by lylune September 4, 2025

Crank a yankee

A British euphemism for giving an American a handjob.

“So Stacy, are you gonna crank a yankee tonight?”

by Kayakayak January 26, 2019

Anne Crank

When a bro secretely cranks his meat in one room while his girlfriend or wife is in another

My girlfriend was waiting for me to come to bed, but I was all horned up so I had to Anne Crank in silence

by Syateks November 7, 2023