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Cranking 

The act of having a crap and a wank at the same time, not impossible for females but normally practiced by males who use the pressure of the crap on their G-Spot to aid their stimulation. Most easily achieved sitting backwards on the toilet, but almost impossible to achieve after a weekend on the Guinness, due to the horrendous smell ruining the boner.
Sorry I was so long in the toilet, I was cranking.
Cranking by Tarmageddon April 3, 2021
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The act of one repeatedly making their money grow through reinvesting their initial amount.
For extra side money I spend my free time crankin shoes.
Crankin by Axmatteo April 4, 2021

Cranking the Jack

A term derived from "Jacking Off" and the act of lifting a car with a jack. A jack is cranked, which can be tough on the wrists. So can masturbating. So there you go!
"My wrists hurt, I was cranking the jack last night."
"Did you get a blowout?"
"Several" (winks)
Non Crip Affiliated, nor Banging Crip set, respectful conversation in the trenches, etc
What’s Cracken!
Cracken by SexMoneyTucker June 17, 2021

Cracklings 

A small white child
"Jeepers! Now that has got be the biggest group of cracklings I've ever seen!"
Cracklings by Shadae!! October 29, 2021

crackminita 

A person living her/his/their best life
That one is such a Crackminita
crackminita by Gasly November 22, 2021

Cranking 90's 

You just build fighted the A.I Chunky bird and destroyed him
"I just cranked some 90's on this chunky bird" "I was Cranking 90's on this Chunky bird"
Cranking 90's by GOD IS ME HAHAHAHA December 13, 2021