Cob of corn

A cob of corn is just an all round bad person and calling someone this is the worst insult ever known to man

Synonym: Matt

Wow you see that Matt guy he’s such a cob of corn

by Notacobofcorn January 20, 2019

Corn pubes

The act of growing your pubes out and braiding them into corn rows

I braided my pubes into corn rows (corn pubes)

by Ijjjsh November 23, 2011

Corn dog

When a guy takes a shit and rubs it on his dick for a girl to suck

Guy: Ready for the corn dog
Girl: hell yeah

by FamousJew December 8, 2019

Corn Jakes

Very low quality food which is often sold in scum holes such as Kingstanding and Chelmsley Wood

Rahh bludd, this cereal tastes like Corn Jakes

by Robots93 January 27, 2009

Corn Sausage

Corn Sausage is where you put her hard nipple into the tip of his penis. And then do what you want from there you can go back in forth like sex or you can spin her around while the nipple is in the penis. It is like shes the man and hes the woman.

Sally:Hey do you want to stick my nipple in the tip of your dick?
John: Yea i would love to Corn Sausage!

by Jizzel Fizzle January 8, 2009

Buttered Corn

A cob of corn that is buttered up from woman's blue waffle vagina juices

Hey, don't eat that buttered corn, it's artificial.

by Satan'slittlehelper September 12, 2011

corn packer

Derogatory term for a gay Iowan.

Steve King may be a corn packer, unclear.

by Iowa Bob September 25, 2010