computer crabs

WHen the insides go all itchy. Usually caused by a build up of dust or by unauthorised access from a filthy hard drive.

My PC is suffering from computer crabs

by TheLegendaryOne February 27, 2015

computer-minded

When you are so robotic with respect to emotional processing and internalizing problems that you lose touch with reality, which isn't as harsh as you are making it out to be.

She is very computer-minded right now. But it's just a phase, serious as it may be.

by Ereck Flowers November 12, 2018

Grumpy computers

Its either a Laggy computer or one of the Most annoying internet trolls to exist.

Grumpy computers is a word That can be used on a number of sentences Like My computer is pretty grumpy today or My grumpy computer cant even run minecraft.

by Grumpy computers January 13, 2019

Computer

A box of "virtual" things and cat-fishers

Epilepsy and ligma is also in a computer

Bob: bro dat computes a alien ware

Joe: Hes gonna get Ligma

Computer = evil

by Dabbed_ON February 15, 2019

Computer calculator

A computer calculator, which may be good for some things like addition, subtraction and maybe even division is run from zEros and ones. Multiplication is an effort in futility.

This computer calculator is so stupid.

by bushlight February 19, 2019

Computer whore

Someone who is in bed with muiltiple operating systems , instead of sticking to one

Person 1: Why have you got a mac when you have a pc.
Person 2: it's because i love both and its alright tp be a computer whore

by daniel needs saving September 19, 2018

Computer pale

When being pale and a typical gamer

That guy is computer pale. I bet he is diamond 1.

by ThaUrbanD September 27, 2018