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Pot Calling the Kettle Black

Something about racist weed or some shit, I don't know.
Pot: Hey, black kettle!
Pot-smoking bystander: Hey, man. Make peace not war, man.
Kettle: Well, if that isn't the pot calling the kettle black?
UrbanDictionary.com reader: WTF?!! THIS DEFINITION SUCKS BALLS!
by SpaceMouse April 17, 2010
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colding

giving one the cold shoulder, ignoring one, leaving one hanging.
i was gonna hang out with this chick tonight but she's been colding me
by haterade56 March 15, 2009
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collin

A mofo bitch that will finesss your hoe. he has big titties and likes clities. A collin isnt the most attractive but he still pretty chill and you should add him on the gram @collin.crooms
the boi collin is fion
by ccrooms March 13, 2017
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Collin

The most Annoying fucktard person out there likes to beat off to little kid and hit girls on the low
Jesus that man is being sick a Collin right now
by Coasta da real G September 30, 2018
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Collin

Collins are boys with no sense of loyalty. They're usually not the brightest and don't know a good thing when they have it. They're troublemakers who like to push the boundaries to see what adults will allow. One of those ppl that parents and teachers love, but their peers know the real truth.
"god why is my boyfriend acting like such an idiot lately?" "Idk man he's such a Collin"
by 20procrastinator January 27, 2019
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emma collins

Smart, sexy, slut that likes kids named Lance, Josh, and Jack. Usually smart, wealthy, and smoking hot. Great lover.
emma collins, Emma Collins, emma,emma collins, slut, booty
by RagTag December 13, 2013
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The Tao of Collin

Written by Collin Dunlap and Sean Tiffin, The Tao of Collin is a series of guidelines and divine truths for more blissful existence.
The Tao of Collin reads as follows.

1. If you don't want to do something, don't do it. You'll be much happier doing something you WANT to do rather than something you DON'T want to do.

2. Don't do work. Just DON'T do it.

3. Chill. Be cool.

4. Be naked as often as possible. Clothing is overrated and naked people have a much greater impact on society.

5. Buttholes are the funniest things in the entire universe. Seriously. Have you ever seen one? They're HILARIOUS.

6. If you someone says that you look stupid, kill them. Especially if they're "only kidding."

7. DON'T DO WORK. I really can't stress this one enough.

8. Laziness is a virtue. It requires a little effort to be truly lazy, but it requires a lot less effort than things that require actual effort.

9. Teachers are society's way of saying "Fuck you, kids!" They are old, unpleasant, and generally very ugly. On top of everything else, they make you do STUPID work. (see numbers 2 and 7)

10. People are generally stupid. If someone tries to talk to you about crap that you don't give a shit about, ignore them. But if worse comes to worst, physically assault them. And if all else fails, kill them. Seriously. You'll feel way better about yourself.
by Collin Dunlap and Sean Tiffin November 24, 2007
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