by JJ Java October 06, 2021
A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee beaner. I drink it every day.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack May 04, 2016
A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee beaner. I drink it every day.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee beaner, just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack May 04, 2016
It's like a gold digger, only with coffee!
So I met someone online who seemed friendly enough to not be a creepy 45 year old man
After meeting her at a McDonalds, I decide to be a gentleman and offer to buy her a coffee, she asks to use her McCafe frequent buyers card and thought nothing of it at the time when she asked me to find a nice table in the sun outside.
Turns out, she's a coffee digger who took off while I was waiting for her outside for a good 15 minutes
After meeting her at a McDonalds, I decide to be a gentleman and offer to buy her a coffee, she asks to use her McCafe frequent buyers card and thought nothing of it at the time when she asked me to find a nice table in the sun outside.
Turns out, she's a coffee digger who took off while I was waiting for her outside for a good 15 minutes
by The Lorde of Onyan Rangs April 05, 2016
Drinking a lot of coffee to stay up late or get some energy for an activity. coffee, hot coffee, java, java juice, wake up, stay up, stay up late, Starbucks, energy drink
by joecoolthefool January 09, 2016
by Joelydia November 20, 2006
Basically a fancy chocolate milk that doesn't have any coffee in it. It's a wannabe coffee. Mormon's call Mormon coffee just so they don't look weird or its to embarrassing to say chocolate milk.
Guy1: Hey whatcha drinking?
Guy2: A Mormon coffee.
Guy1: A what???
Guy2: A chocolate milk....
Guy1: Ohh. Ha Ha Ha.
Guy2: A Mormon coffee.
Guy1: A what???
Guy2: A chocolate milk....
Guy1: Ohh. Ha Ha Ha.
by Maverick51 January 14, 2009