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CALVIN

Calvin is an angsty guy who occasionally homie hops. He storms around the neighborhood being a creep and is typically a downer but can sometimes bring some excitement. He has a weird attraction to his family members specifically his sister. Overall Clavin is a unique individual who tries hard but isn't that hard.
by Potatoes03 August 9, 2022
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Clavienne

Clavienne is a species of mamal from the gaylord group. Despite its short stature claviennes love to sing, its music has often been described as " cringeworthy" and " death-inducing" nevertheless claviennes sing for up to 12 hours a day in hopes of finding a mate. Finding a mate can take up to 34 years for the clavienne as it often has terrible taste in women.
(Claviennes' score once and then never again)

They are often found in the wetlands of gayland, philadelphia.

If u spot a clavienne in the wild, make sure to smash its guitar/ lute/banjo as they are known to use it violently when threatened.
Look harry! A wild clavienne! Lets smash its guitar.

I have only ever once seen a bignosed clavienne in the wild, I almost died listening to its requiem
by NewYorkRoast October 4, 2022
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clainying

The act of disappearing without warning randomly for long periods of time, mostly for mental health reevaluation
Person1:Have you aurithemermaid its been like 2 weeks since I seen her go live on twitch
Person2:Yea nah I think she's clainying
by SimplyClainy October 7, 2022
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Calvin Dietz

Calvin Dietz invented sitting, don’t look that up
by This goddamn guy October 16, 2022
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clainying

The act of spontaneous disappearing for long periods of time without warning, usually for mental health reevaluating.
Friend 1: HEY have you heard from AuriTheMermaid she's been gone for a week
Friend 2: nah I think she's clainying so you'll probably hear from her in another week or so
by SimplyClainy October 17, 2022
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Calvin

The drop dead most sexy man in the whole world. Grow women leave their spouses for a lick of the hair of a Calvin. Calvin will pipe you up like a vanilla twinkie. His dick is seen as seen as the dick of Priapus, the god of fertility, his dick is so enormous it can kill people with one slap.
Have you seen Calvin, the male stripper.
Yea hes so hot.
by BobywasabiLUV@yourmom.com October 31, 2022
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Calvin

Is the greatest munch of all time, got Lebron's James'd by his dog.
"That bitch ass nigga Calvin
by nutinyabutt November 19, 2022
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