Chode Disease

A chode that has a very unusaul deformaty. It has lumps of used semen and urine under the cum hole. It also smells like fish food and tastes like rotten organic applejuice mixed with a shot of patron.

Man, I sucked this guys cock last night, and he had a chode WITH chode disease. It was rancid.

by The Master of all Chodes January 9, 2009

Chodeasaurus

A very large penis, with the width and density of a Chode, but the length of a very long penis. Ranges from 10-15 inches. You are a very proud man to have one.

Don't make me slap you with my chodeasaurus!

by Wall of Impossibility January 13, 2011

chibs chabs chobs

thank you. widnes term (uk)
more affectionate expression of gratitude. also see shortened term 'chibs'.

"pass me a beer, my good friend mark"
"here you go, my good friend pat"
"chibs chabs chobs"

by mark n\\\' pat September 3, 2003

Chode 2

Also referred to as the "Chodimus Maximus", the chode 2 is a muscle between the anal cavity and the ball sac. Although, it is equally referenced as it's chode 1 counterpart, it is usually less offensive and rude

Joolery: Suck on my chode 2!
Llarueruenn: Why would I do that?
Joolery: Suck on my chode 1 !?
Llarueruenn: No, you are perverted

by Arniargariasm December 9, 2008

Chode

A male between 16-30 acting like he is God's gift to everything.

The frat boys are nothing but a bunch of chodes.

by ischoz January 15, 2009

Chode Champion

Someone who bails on plans to have banter.

John: So, are we still going to get a banter session tonight?

Peter: I just spoke to Neil. He said he is busy.

John: But Neil said he would be up for it tonight!

Peter: I know! What a chode.

John: No! He is not a chode. He is a chode champion!

Peter: Yeah, he is such a bitch.

by The Great Jake September 14, 2009

chode

the penis part thing where it’s lodged into the skin and looks like a lil baby peen:)

him- gimmie the neck;)
her-pull it out
him- *pull it out*
her- LMFAO U GOT A CHODE
GTFO W THA
him- :(

by lol_u_ugly_jada November 12, 2018