carlos caban

Carlos Caban is a commonly used name for for sentences that have to be that your crush disgusts you

Ariana disgusts Carlos Caban

by anonymous30282 March 28, 2017

Carlos

A joint rolled with Brazilian weed from Rio de Janeiro. Usually has to be rolled by Leonardo from Rio de Janeiro or one of his apprentice

"I'm gonna "call Carlos" in the backyard"
"let me roll a Carlos"
"I'm so stressed out, let me talk to Carlos"

by Carlota Joaquina October 12, 2018

carlo romano

the hottest flipline studios character. that suspenders-wearing, mandolin-playing, scooperia-working, coffee-hating angel of a man.

Person A: hey, did you ever play papa's pizzeria as a kid?

Person B: yeah, i had the biggest crush on carlo romano. still do.

Person A: bro we are getting you a boyfriend i swear to god

by where are my eyeballs June 5, 2024

Carlos bear

The most amazing guy in the world. the best boyfriend a girl could have <3 he is soooooo sexy and wonderful he is the best looking guy in the world. I don't know what I would do without him. any girl would be lucky to have him, he will treat you right and make a girl feel special and beautiful. A great man who is very handsome and smart. My boyfriend <<<333 BTW hes good in bed.. ;)

Girl 1 "wow Carlos bear is so sexy"
Girl 2 "yeah I'm jealous of his girlfriend"
Girl 3 "better be bitches, he's mine, and hes the best!"

by Breanne.Boo January 17, 2012

Carlos B

Carlos is a cool guy but he has no respect for his closest friends. He tries to take your stuff and gets mad at you when you point it out. He blames things on other people and is just an all around first class loser. Carlos is a jerk.

Shaniqua: “hey have you seen Carlos B’s new car?”
Jake: “yea I can’t believe he had to copy you”
Shaniqua: “yea I know it’s such a carlos thing to do”

by Shake ya mama June 4, 2020

Carlos

Nice guy who loves Subaru’s and lives in Home Depot.

Oh is that Carlos in Aisle 5, pass me a wrench!

by MyKDHigherThanYourz November 23, 2021

Carlos

A cheap ass Mexican guy who is self entitled, refuses to pay for his own things, & thinks the world owes him! Also has a wife's boyfriend who takes all his money. Being a Carlos is the ultimate insult!

Brain: Dude you're being such a Carlos.

Andy: wtf no I am not!

by xconejo February 2, 2022