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Captain America

When your engaging in intercourse with a girl, releasing your seamen into the condom, removing the condom and then swinging over your head, striking her in the face and then procaliming "JUSTICE!"
1) Last night was my first Captain America.
by The Escalade crew September 20, 2006
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Captain Qwark

A lame superhero from the Ratcher and Clank series. Wears green spandex with a lightning bolt on his chest and had sex with a monkey in one of the games in the series. He loses his reputation and somehow gains it back over and over during this whole series. He got angry at Ratchet and is quoted saying "He is definitely off my top 5" referring to myspace.

Qwark can be related to The Green Lantern or Aquaman, stating that he can barley do shit and should not be considered a superhero.
Ratchet: We need a superhero Clank. Who can we call?

Clank: Anyone but Captain Qwark
by TacoMann May 26, 2009
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Captain Pete

An awesome Pirate known to pillage up and down the Sturgeon Creek in northern Alberta. He favour's Captain Morgan as a damned fine sailor, and close friend.

His reign of terror has become so horrendous that the local population cannot wait until winter sets in (a horribly cold and dismal one), so that he is trapped within his bed with a bottle of rum.

He defines himself as the most self-loving narcisistic bastard that he knows, and regularly trips little children with wheeled feet.
Man, Captain Pete kicks so much ass, I wanna be just like him!
by Narcisus February 11, 2006
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captian ahab

A term used to decribe men who enjoy having sex with large women. Chubby Chaser.
"Look at Captian Ahab tryin to get wiith that chick, she's gotta weight at least 300 pounds!"
by Big Daddy Dutch August 9, 2006
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CAPTAIN NICE

The act of giving a woman a cumstache, in the style of Captain Morgan's mustache.
Fred - "I totally pulled out and gave that bitch a Captain Nice."
by donnie g November 5, 2008
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Captain Ron

A movie, made in 1992, where a Family inherits a boat from a decessed Uncle and highers a Crew Captain to sail them around sea, but usually gets them lost along the way, and gets them stuck in crazy situations.
"Hey Addisyn, what's your favorite movie?"
"Ohh, definatly the movie Captain Ron!!"
by PaYneyy April 12, 2010
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Captain Kirk Syndrome

Talking with many awkward pauses in one's speech, to try and make whatever one is saying more impressive and/or dramatic. Named after William Shatner.
The Captain Kirk Syndrome includes talking like:

There's...

Someone on the wing...

Some...

Thing.
by Kitty Clysm February 9, 2012
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