Why can't I own a Canadian?

one of the internet's favorite google autocomplete fuck-ups

Guy: Why can't I o...
Google: "Why can't I own a Canadian?"?
Guy: no what the fuck is wrong with you

by bit125 March 6, 2022

I can't stop the voice

Real real.

I can't stop the voice..

by anonymous August 3, 2023

I can't understand flim half the time

a subconscious mess up of Flynn my brother,

Message from subconscious was,
That fat milf my master not mark ya,
Milf is a girl name genitalia

I can't understand flim half the time, but now he has a pedophile watching him some father I had named brain chose it, even explained it.

by Mineowedwus August 12, 2022

You can't blame one without blaming the other

This phrase is used when indicating that both parties are to blame and that it is unfair to blame only one side without the other.

Sidney - He is a terrible person, she should leave him.

Maria - You can't blame one without blaming the other, she's not been the perfect wife.

by NutCracker288 September 16, 2020

No, you can't

And not without paying.

Hym "No, you can't. And not without paying. You need to do what I'm telling you or I need to do what I said I would do and there is no in-between there."

by Hym Iam September 9, 2025

You can't block this

You can't avoid it
it will catch you

you can't block it

Sara says: Stop following me
It: You can't block this

by hellodude2134 January 24, 2019

My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute

My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute (also known as Oreimo) is the best fucking anime to ever exist omg
The entire show was a jacob collier moment

"Yo Andy, also known as Noobieslayer, also known as Amfu, also known as AndysNoobie"
"Yeah bro (in 6'4 nonchalant dreadhead)"
"Do you remember in 201,/2019 when we all watched the finale of My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute??"
"Yeah man that was so... sugoi~"
"baka!~"

by GmodMagician May 28, 2024