Cabbage

"Tell the cabbages to stop driving like a bunch of dickheads"

"The cabbage just did a skiddy on that poor lady's lawn"
by Diggermorale January 22, 2020
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Cabbage

You use it for anything if you like to live if you are weird cabbage is better and we are against the lettuce eaters
That person is looking very cabbage today, if you say something cabbage you will see something cabbage
by Cabbage rat October 15, 2021
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Mr Cabbage

A futile leader

-(futile: pointless or stupid)
Al Rayoon is more like Mr Cabbage these days.
by MrCabbage October 28, 2020
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Cabbage Bag

When a mans scrotum is over exposed to sunlight and get sunburned (refer to Sun Dried Tomatoes) and the scrotum starts to peel, is known as a "Cabbage Bag"
Holy shit look at my nuts, they got so burned they turned into "Cabbage Bags".
by DIMExBAG October 31, 2020
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Get Cabbaged

When your shit gets fucked up in the most awesome way possible.
Bro i hope we get cabbaged tonight!
That would be awesome!
by SavagedCabbage May 10, 2023
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christ's cabbage

Marijuana that's been inserted in a person's anal cavity for 3 days to infuse a marinade of the anal juices in the marijuana
It's best when really sweaty or typically dirty the smellier the better!
We scored some christ's cabbage
It was rank the hole house knew as soon as we lit up
by SpitefulScum December 6, 2024
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