'Cheese in the wind' was first uttered by Ed Rooney from Ferris Bueller's day off. (See example B.)

Someone is 'leaving your cheese in the wind' when they do any of the following:

A. Ruin your fun; be a wet blanket/buzz-kill
B. Flout your dignity/authority
C. Dismiss you/hang you out to dry
D. Deny you sexual satisfaction (whether intentional or not)

A. Why don't you want to go out tonight?? You're leavin' my cheese in the wind here!

B. I did not achieve this position in life by having some snot-nosed punk leave my cheese out in the wind!

C. You stood me up! You totally left my cheese in the wind!

D. I'm so freakin' horny... don't leave my cheese in the wind!!!

Cheese in the wind by Sub30 Mainstream June 28, 2007

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cheese-eating surrender monkeys

The French.

Originated by Groundskeeper Willie of the Simpsons. Popularized by Jonah Goldberg, National Review Online Editor-at-Large

"Bonjooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuurrrrr, ye cheese-eating surrender monkeys."

cheese-eating surrender monkeys by Baller-Ass Nigga July 7, 2003

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Cheese Lord

A person who cheats or uses loopholes or using rule lawyering toward their advantage. Often filling in gaps with "cheese" or "leaps of logic" when rules are not defined in rule books for games.

That gamer is a Cheese Lord. Eric is a cheese lord when he plays tabletop miniatures.

Cheese Lord by Dianna Toney April 10, 2005

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cheese ridge

The grooved area where the shaft of the penis meets the bell end, where dick cheese is commonly found.

The filthy bastard showed off his cheese ridge, which was laden with smegma.

cheese ridge by Ross1981 August 10, 2006

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