my kid broke it

When parents say my kid broke it it truly means that they broke it they just don't want to pay for it .

My kid broke it. I never seen that coaster before in my life.

by EatDaBooty4Life July 5, 2017

broke as a turkey

when you're in highschool and you miss understand a tall black guy saying he's broke

Juan- IM BROKE AS HELL

Janna- Did you just say you're broke as a turkey?
Juan- SURE DID..

by washington carter the 50000th October 8, 2013

broke his ankles

to juke someone multiple times or to juke someone so hard they lose track of you

I broke his ankles so hard bro! That was insane!

by the monster in your window November 26, 2023

knob broke

The point at which you have no money to party. You "turned up" so many days in a row that you're "Knob Broke".

Hey Gigi, you going to the club this weekend?

Can't, i've been out the last three nights and now i'm Knob Broke.

by Jboymc February 14, 2017

Trump Broke

When you have been trained to defend Trump no matter how much it makes you look like a moron while he completely fucks you.

Isn’t it ironic that people that like to call other people “sheeple” are so likely to be trump broke?

by Johnny Amazeballs September 28, 2020

daddy broke

daddy broke is such an amazing friend and does not deserve kody canavan bc she deserves better and is so fit and sexy

“WOAH HAVE YOU SEEN DADDY BROKE?”
“MAN SHE IS SO FIT!”
“I KNOW I WISH SHE LOVES ME LIKE SHE DOES THAT UGLY WEIRD KODY CARAVAN DUDE UGH!”

by the fittest May 9, 2022

broke boy hug

when a boyfriend hugs his girlfriend from behind while she pays for everything.

he gave her a broke boy hug while she payed for everything

by jules.charlie December 23, 2023