blanket condomnation

Practicing safe sex by wrapping yourself in a blanket so that fellow humans can't access your guy/girlie-junk.

The term "blanket condomnation" can also be a sarcastic term for the preposterous notion that you won't get preggo or contract an STD if you and the other person crawl under a blanket before you "do it", instead of just copulating "out in the open".

by QuacksO November 12, 2019

blanket condom

Tightly wrapped blankets around a person

I was really cold, so I made myself a blanket condom to warm myself up. I feel great now!

by Glenny Baby May 3, 2018

Vell in a Blanket

It's hard to describe but... beep bop boop de do deee

Mom, can we have Vell in a Blanket tonight?, I'm thirsty for you I wanna do you up in the bed like a monster, Vell in a Blanket looks cute and yummy

by Averysoftrock February 18, 2021

pig in a blanket

The process of sticking your penis in a Mazda CX-90 exhaust pipe while someone in the car puts it in sport mode and red lines the engine

Hey Caleb, lets go make a pig in a blanket with that new Mazda you got!

by Zero_X November 30, 2024

Pig in a blanket

Pig(s) in a blanket is slang for undercover cops

Is that a pig in a blanket? - referring to an undercover cop

by Solaraarai April 11, 2022

Opposite blanket day

Opposite blanket day is were to HAVE to trade blankets with someone in your household for the day.

“Today is Opposite blanket day, we HAVE to swap blankets!”

by retro boy November 13, 2020

wet sandy blanket

Someone who complains about hating the beach while at the beach.

Christina: Yo, what's up with Zach?

Paul: Oh, he's just a wet sandy blanket....

by James Shakleford May 9, 2020