You shave off a read beard and become a blue beard.
I dumped his sorry arse after I found out he was a blue beard.
I dumped his sorry arse after I found out he was a blue beard.
by Nards OTC August 14, 2007
Get the blue beardmug. 1.beard used to separate an overweight man first chin from his second
2.Beard grown by white people in an attempt to show how tough they are
2.Beard grown by white people in an attempt to show how tough they are
"We have a winner! The guy with the xxxxl white T shirt and cock-eyed pinwheel hat wins line beard of the night award!"
by chauncey July 20, 2004
Get the line beardmug. A well groomed beard worn by male business professionals. Usually shaped, not thick, no facial hair under the jaw line, ass well keep as the hair a top their head, their beard is a extention of the hair on the top of their head, and good chance hair dye is used to hide the grey and white hairs in their beard.
by Secrect Destroyer September 19, 2010
Get the Business Beardmug. The act of sprinkling pubes onto your significan other's head while they're in the shower.
Originated in a rage comic on Reddit.
Originated in a rage comic on Reddit.
by hezzzer April 23, 2011
Get the Mexican Beardmug. by Bridget MC January 7, 2008
Get the pussy beardmug. Any occurance of a ball sack resting on someone's chin while giving head, normally associated with hetrosexual fellatio. Can also refer to any female with exceptionally large vaginal lips/labia receiving cunnilingus.
Although it was Susie's first time giving a blow bob, Melvin decided to shove it deeply down her throat, and give her the old meat beard.
That chick's poon looked so much like chipped ham, I poured on the BBQ sauce and went in for the meat beard, and worked it like a rib.
That chick's poon looked so much like chipped ham, I poured on the BBQ sauce and went in for the meat beard, and worked it like a rib.
by Hydrokronix July 13, 2006
Get the meat beardmug. by Eaton MiWright September 3, 2011
Get the Lady Beardmug.