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Bathing my dog

When a woman goes to bathroom to play with herself. Also commonly referred to as petting my kitty and or playing with my cat.
by Sly1987 January 23, 2018
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donkey mud bath

Violent anal sex within the confines of a dirty bath tub. One that preferable has a drain clogged with pubic hair and old cum. As the water runs and fills the bath, it mixes with the excrements that spill from the newly stretched asshole, turning the water mud brown.
"She was a freak bro, we took a donkey mud bath on the first date!"
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"This she/he/it is dirtier than a donkey mud bath."
by Grandmas mothball September 2, 2017
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bath time baby

the person who drops acid, and goes on a splash splash time adventure.
Man did you see Chris? He is totally a bath time baby right now.
by Katedog May 15, 2016
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Mississippi Mud Bath

When someone uses your bath water to clean their posterior, while you are still taking a bath.
I was trying to get cleaned up for the night, when my drunk wife came in and gave me a Mississippi mud bath.
by Punker1977 December 4, 2019
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Albanian Bubble Bath

When three males jack off into a rag and then give the rag to a female to bathe herself in. Soap optional, but highly discouraged.
A: I finally get to do it with Rachel!
B: If she wants an Albanian Bubble Bath, I'm here for you!
by lil pulp December 6, 2017
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Golden Sponge Bath

When you bone a person in a bed you peed in 2 days prior and haven't cleaned the sheets or flipped the mattress.
When Lolla awoken the next day smelling of pee and dirty sex but was not wet. she realized that she was a victim of a golden sponge bath.
by The Double D from O September 3, 2010
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Turkish Steam Bath

When someone else is in the shower, you stick your ass in and fart, then run off, trapping the smell in the shower. Works best with small showers with doors instead of curtains. Similar to the dutch oven.
Yo mom was taking a nice hot shower, so I snuck in and gave her a nasty Turkish Steam Bath.
by dr_munch'O'lot December 6, 2006
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