basterbating

V. (Baz-ter-BAY-ting):
The act of masturbating using garlic bread or the grease from garlic bread. This has been known to cause plane crashes and affect Counter-Strike:Source performance positively.

Example 1:
Woman: "What happened to that plane!!!!"
Man: "The pilot was basterbating..."
Woman:"Ouch..."
Man:"Yep, Virgin Airways has lost 4 planes this year to basterbating. It's a tragedy."

Example 2:
MooN: "Woah, Grazi is bhopping like a boss!!!"
PedoBear: "Yah, what's up with that?"
Grazi:"Sorry, what? I was busy basterbating"

by MooN333 September 13, 2011

banter

The best thing EVER...only a few ppl have the abitity to 'banterise'. To talk and chat in a bantabulous way!! (Also known as bantz to experienced banterisers.

For Example : Duncan has the best banter....man that guys on FIRE!!!!

by Miss Bantz June 10, 2005

Banter

Berry Fanta

Arnold, pass us the banter would ya, shes thirsty like tumble weed in a piss pond

by igglepiggle151 April 29, 2011

Vaginal Bacteria

Abbreviate victorian bitter and take the VB and then change it to Vaginal Bacteria. what a delicacy :)

grab me a bottle of vb, MATE.

by JESSY & BRADDO January 3, 2005

Banter

The act of spiking a friends drink with substances that may cause banterous side affects for extended periods of time.

No way... That's soo banterous, what a legend who spiked his drink!!

by Tyrone799 June 20, 2011

banter

Opposite of anti-banter.

Sarah's wonderuflly pointless banter provided a much needed release after her professor's dry, unwaiveringly pracgmatic anti-banter.

by Ferret Frolicker September 19, 2008

basker

To bask or to enjoy indefinitely

I am basking in glory therefore I am a basker

by rafflespook July 17, 2011