A female who is young and dum, typically, who goes to the bar almost every night while her kids and man are at home and seeks attention from anything and everything.
That girl Bobbi who's at the office bar and grill every night is getting plowed by robert and ray in the bathroom, my kind of bar slut.
by Robertplowedbobbi March 2, 2021
Get the Bar slutmug. A Lacey Bar is a grab bar in a jeep. Formerly known as a pussy bar. History: A lonely dirty old man had a very old Jeep and his caregiver was a named Lacey- think white trash but with teeth. She would never do anything but the old man continued to pay her to keep him company. One day his grown ass children caught on that this skank wasn’t really a caretaker but a dirty no good ho and cut her loose. The dirty old man named the grab in his Jeep a Lacey bar in her memory. He even used one of those old ass label makers to commemorate the name by the grab bar.
You should have seen Todd the hay wads face when I got air over the hill. He white knuckled the shit out of the Lacey Bar.
by BigRDaddy October 25, 2020
Get the Lacey Barmug. An elite "members only"group of corrupt alcoholic lawyers who frequent the local bars and are so criminally-minded that they should all be "behind bars".
If an attorney tries to be too honest, he likely gets BARRED from the BAR Association --- how convoluted is THAT???
by QuacksO February 11, 2019
Get the BAR Associationmug. When a temper-tantrum is thrown at any sort of religious gathering/activity/ceremony. Common misconception is that a bar fitzvah can only happen at a Jewish activity, but in fact happens more at Christian church gatherings by children that don't want to be there
My cousin Schnall threw a bar fitzvah that included not only telling off his grandfather but throwing a chair over 13 pews.
by Unicycle pro October 19, 2014
Get the bar fitzvahmug. a adjective popular in Atlantic Beach and Greenville that is used to described someone who is mentally lacking from using xans or other causes, the term is a more friendly and less offensive way of saying “retarded”
Man 1: “Dude I can’t take my friend Zane anywhere, he’s too barred out
Man 2: “Yeah I can tell by the way he was talking about how the birds are spies, definitely barred”
Man 2: “Yeah I can tell by the way he was talking about how the birds are spies, definitely barred”
by nnnnnnaaaaaaaaaa June 14, 2023
Get the barred outmug. squidward bars are green xanax bars pressed with 3mg of flualprazolam or etizolam. They typically smack and 2 will have you geeked up. People who take more than one squidward bar usually end up in jail.
by peanut coke plug November 5, 2022
Get the squidward barsmug. The local dive were you go to finish the night off super smashed blackout drunk. Also where all the bartenders go to get drunk when their shift is over. Usually full of loose women, smoke, billiards tables, cocaine dealers, and shady looking people. But also full of cheap booze.
by brothersister_creativity October 27, 2018
Get the Bartenders barmug.