Dirty Cock Bandit

Someone who uses Nigger Tactics to sneak up behind you and remove your dick and sell it on the black market.

Jon: I waz in t3h market t3h other day n some Dirty Cock Bandit stole meh Peen!!

Mark: I Live In a HUGE BUCKET!!

Jon: ....

by Co0ody January 14, 2008

happy phace bandits

aka gay

by Anonymous May 2, 2003

Red Tail Bandit

when an individual gets pounded anally so violently that the wounds created from the ass beating begin to bleed profusely. This in turn causes the individual to become lethargic and pass out. Meanwhile, the other individual pulls his bloody stump from the bloody wasteland of what used to be a rectum and blows a hot load over the lifeless body.

Ryan: Did you hear about Mark and Jeff?
Mike: Yeah, Mark woke up this morning delerious.
Ryan: I heard Jeff and him were messing around all night last night, and Jeff ended up giving Mark a red tail bandit.
Mike: Yeah, Mark wasn't expecting it. He's pissed!

by underdogg1 August 16, 2006

Bean Spray Bandit

An unknown person who leaves a ring of shit mist around the inner rim of a toilet bowl. In extreme cases, the shit spray can also cover the under side and sometimes top of the toilet seat.

Conversation between AmPm employees:

Employee 1: "God damnit, the toilet is covered in shit again! The same motherfucker keeps coming in here and leaving his shit mist everywhere. "

Employee 2: "The bean spray bandit strikes again!"

by ZT14 February 8, 2017

Booty Hole Bandit

A person who wanders the land robbing people of their unstretched anuses

The Booty Hole Bandit broke into my house and stretched my asshole.

by Wide Eg April 7, 2022

Bare bum the bandit

Naked (Northern English Saying

I'm not going bare bum the bandit. Your always bare bum the bandit

by Tkovacs November 2, 2020

lukas food bandit

some fatboy pbfie pedo

if u get called a lukas food bandit wagwan for u cuz

“yo u know that guy”
“yh”
“he’s rah a lukas food bandit”
“rahh say swr that’s peak”

by GIG_Chad May 21, 2023