Hot air balloon

The sexual act of chewing an excess amount of bubblegum, blowing a bubble around your partner's penis, then jerking them off so they nut inside the bubble.
"Dude, my dad just Hot air ballooned himself into boyfriend status"
by Kicks43 May 23, 2020
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joder balloon

condom

Literally “fuck balloon” from spanish verb joder which translates to “to fuck”
Hey baby, I’ve got a joder balloon... wanna ride?
by Dept of Redundancy Dept November 15, 2020
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Giraffe balloon

What you have to bribe women on Tinder with to try to get them to look past your awful profile and message you.
I have a big sick. Let’s fuck. 100% gentleman.

If you message me first I’ll give you a giraffe balloon.
by nicola December 21, 2021
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Pop my balloon

When you been showing someone fake love and affection then behind there back treating them like shit similar to gaslighting or love bombing.
This guy really wants to pop my balloon *kinky*
by Thispagewasmadeforme November 06, 2020
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Stained Balloon Knot

discoloration of the anus from fecal matter passing through the human digestive system
He put his face all up on my stained balloon Knot and ate it like a chocolate pudding cup!
by SavageBabe907 September 16, 2021
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Balloon girl

A female who believes she has the appearance of a balloon. Street smart but very lazy and not bothered to do work. Binges on shrek the musical and Lebanese men
Oh god she’s checking him out. It’s probably a balloon girl.
by Mkb March 25, 2020
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Balloon Spongebob

Balloon SpongeBob is a static PNG of, you guessed it, a Spongebob balloon. It originates from a series of memes on the internet which consists of putting music (Either scary or funny, depending on the video) on top of a video of the same Spongebob balloon floating around with no human in sight.
by Your bob August 30, 2022
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