one whom is dedicated to staying in the house all day, providing for their family. They are often found in the kitchen, cleaning, or folding laundry
by gangsta T69 April 16, 2009
Get the house bagmug. someone who is fun to hang out with, always a good time. noush bags don't need alcohol to have fun, but rather rely on their "witty" sense of humor to remain endearing to their companions. abundantly entertaining, a noush bag's only downfall is its fundamentalist and zealous moral standards, and their propensity to become verbose and complicate communication by carefully complicating their syntax. noush bags are generally attractive.
by stephen j.j. dedalus August 5, 2009
Get the noush bagmug. 'What do I think of George W.? - Mad as a bag of ferrets!'
'Then he told me I was feeble - man, I was mad as a bag of ferrets!'
'Then he told me I was feeble - man, I was mad as a bag of ferrets!'
by Jondo March 4, 2008
Get the bag of ferretsmug. any mild deformity of the scrotum particularly accented by an excessively stunted midline fibrous septum
Jim's shyness around women arouse from what he felt is a deformed bag, which his doctor called a "cleft bag"
guy1: Jim's got a fuicked up bag
guy2: what you mean? from an accident or sumthin?
guy1: no it's a cleft bag
guy2: what that?
guy1: kind of like Joaquin phoenix except on your bag
guy1: Jim's got a fuicked up bag
guy2: what you mean? from an accident or sumthin?
guy1: no it's a cleft bag
guy2: what that?
guy1: kind of like Joaquin phoenix except on your bag
by tjspoker2 December 11, 2012
Get the Cleft Bagmug. a loser jerk off that thinks they are cooler than they actually are. they think they are the focus of everyone's attention or are better than everyone when in fact they are not. they try too hard, get smuts with diseases, have diseases, and are used like tools
by beat up rapists at pi lam September 15, 2003
Get the tool bagmug. put a condom on and have at it. a play on words from the CSI procedure whereby anything that may contain DNA is put in a bag and labeled. In this case, the bag containing the eventual DNA (jiz) is the condom, and tagging it means to have a go at the pussy.
Inebriated guy tells the wild party gal that "he would sure like to get some of that", nodding to her crotch.
She responds: "bag it and tag it", as she first nods to his cock and then to her snatch.
She responds: "bag it and tag it", as she first nods to his cock and then to her snatch.
by pornhorn55 January 18, 2010
Get the bag it and tag itmug. 