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bacon strips

smoked pieces of pork that taste great with eggs
ill have some bacon strips and eggs
by tamahau February 12, 2003
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Bathroom Bacon

When you use the public restroom and you notice the hand-drier has three pieces of bacon going into a pair of hands.
"Hey did you ever notice that the hand-drier instructions are: PRESS BUTTON RECIVE BACON," "Bathroom Bacon all right!!!"
by LOLZER828 February 13, 2009
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Bacon Strip

The remnants of an improper arse wiping, as left on your underware.
While sorting the laundry, Rebecca noticed that Charles had bacon strips in all his knickers.

After the lap dance, Peter saw to his dismay that the stipper had left a bacon strip on his white trousers.
by Chris March 4, 2004
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Digital Bacon

The squiggly lines that obstruct the picture when you try to watch cable porn without buying it.
Channel 98 would be the greatest if that digital bacon wasn't covering up her nipples.
by Trocar99 April 21, 2010
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chair bacon

When you fart at the table during breakfast.
Can you please take that chair bacon someplace else, you're spoiling my texas omelette and yogurt parfait.
by Jeff Ashley July 16, 2010
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ham on a bacon

derived from the phrase "halves (1/2's) on a bag" which is used to describe the action of more than one individual purchasing a parcel of pharmaceuticals, usually evenly distributing money for said purchase.

in other words, goin half on a dub.
"hey home slice, wanna go ham on a bacon tonight? I've got 10 bucks."

other similar phrases might include:
"ham on a bagel"
"ham on a biscuit"
by LEDGEandDAIRY February 4, 2010
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bacon cruiser

dude! slow down there is a bacon cruiser over there!
by lotuspanda March 15, 2008
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