Hey, that shirt and tie go together like bacon and eggs.
Do this gold toof go wif my shirt? Hell yea, do bacon go wif eggs?
Do this gold toof go wif my shirt? Hell yea, do bacon go wif eggs?
by ilikeitwetpls December 06, 2004
by tamahau February 12, 2003
When you use the public restroom and you notice the hand-drier has three pieces of bacon going into a pair of hands.
"Hey did you ever notice that the hand-drier instructions are: PRESS BUTTON RECIVE BACON," "Bathroom Bacon all right!!!"
by LOLZER828 February 14, 2009
While sorting the laundry, Rebecca noticed that Charles had bacon strips in all his knickers.
After the lap dance, Peter saw to his dismay that the stipper had left a bacon strip on his white trousers.
After the lap dance, Peter saw to his dismay that the stipper had left a bacon strip on his white trousers.
by Chris March 04, 2004
Can you please take that chair bacon someplace else, you're spoiling my texas omelette and yogurt parfait.
by Jeff Ashley July 10, 2010
The act of wrapping ones penis in bacon, dipping it into a womans butthole and having anal intercourse. (The bacon may be fried and eaten after)
"I gave veronica the nastiest bacon dipper last night, she didnt even know the bacon was on my dick! THEN SHE ATE IT!"
by schwi August 23, 2011
The Bacon Law as it is known states that when someone doesn't want bacon they are wrong and bacon is right.
When someone doesn't want bacon you have the right to invoke the bacon law which automatically makes them wrong.
Oh you don't want bacon? Bacon Law states that you are wrong!
Oh you don't want bacon? Bacon Law states that you are wrong!
by lady lover 2000 December 10, 2012