An asshole who can’t handle the fact that the vast majority of humans do, in fact, believe in some sort of god.
Guy 1: It’s cool you’re an atheist man, but I still wanna be Christian.
Reddit Atheist: *begins frothing at the mouth* *sweats in pure rage* *begins screaming and crying* NOOOOOOOOO!
Reddit Atheist: *begins frothing at the mouth* *sweats in pure rage* *begins screaming and crying* NOOOOOOOOO!
by Heffty July 18, 2023
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CJ: “bro you’re always getting like 50+ kills a game”
Lil Marco: “Yeah bro I’m a call of duty athlete.”
Lil Marco: “Yeah bro I’m a call of duty athlete.”
by axzyne March 21, 2020
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athraa bahzaddd oh my god
by pepperbish February 2, 2020
Get the athraa mug.The term was coined by the youtube vlogger fringeelements. It is used to describe people who follow mainstream atheist culture dogmatically. They call themselves skeptics and act this out by rejecting anything supernatural. They tend to be logical positivists, liberal, very politically correct, and obessed with criticizing christianity.
I hate atheistkult.
by ambidextrousaxis January 30, 2012
Get the atheistkult mug.A term popularized on reddit to describe insecure atheists who are obsessed with having a rational or intellectual life outlook, but don't know enough about philosophy to defend one, and so try to expand the definition of atheism wide enough that it encompasses objects it is nonsensical to include, such as rocks, alligators, and shoes. No one seems certain what the goal is, since it involves saying that one is an atheist in the sense some non-rational object is, and so either seems to be implicating that rocks are intelligent, or is saying that ones opinion is on the level of that of a rock's.
The most common self-described variant is "agnostic atheism," a term made by strong atheists who feel so bold that they don't simply identify as weak atheists, but assault the concept of agnosticism in general, and try to mix it with weak atheism, while insisting that strong atheism doesn't count unless you profess 100% certainty. No amount of explaining the real purpose and definition of the words, or that no one is falling for their trick seems to get through to them, and it almost inadvertently results in them trying to explain their niche special pleading semantic set as if you simply don't understand it and will instantly accept terms made by insecure teenagers on the internet in the last decade, and which are used by no one else as more important than the real definitions.
The most common self-described variant is "agnostic atheism," a term made by strong atheists who feel so bold that they don't simply identify as weak atheists, but assault the concept of agnosticism in general, and try to mix it with weak atheism, while insisting that strong atheism doesn't count unless you profess 100% certainty. No amount of explaining the real purpose and definition of the words, or that no one is falling for their trick seems to get through to them, and it almost inadvertently results in them trying to explain their niche special pleading semantic set as if you simply don't understand it and will instantly accept terms made by insecure teenagers on the internet in the last decade, and which are used by no one else as more important than the real definitions.
I saw some people identifying as agnostic atheists again today. Looks like shoe atheism is still holding out.
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It can also be that he (she) makes a conscious decision to deny the existence of a god in an attempt to quench the feelings of guilt over his (her) behavior. Guilt that would not be present if there were in fact no god.
It can also be that he (she) makes a conscious decision to deny the existence of a god in an attempt to quench the feelings of guilt over his (her) behavior. Guilt that would not be present if there were in fact no god.
by sihth August 7, 2005
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- Cindy says she's an atheist.
- Oh, yeah? Let's ask lil-miss-know-it-all after she has her first pregnancy scare.
- Billy says he's an atheist.
- Really? Let's see how much of a fucking atheist he is when he's supporting an entire family on his income alone and gets fired.
- Oh, yeah? Let's ask lil-miss-know-it-all after she has her first pregnancy scare.
- Billy says he's an atheist.
- Really? Let's see how much of a fucking atheist he is when he's supporting an entire family on his income alone and gets fired.
by Spanks*n*Tickles August 24, 2006
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