Amber Curse

NOUN

(the Turd curse)
1. Whatever one touches, turns to shit.
2. A divine gift for quickly creating havoc or being professionally doomed.
3. The ability to make shit out of anything one undertakes.

Origin
Early 21st century; one of the mythical underwater monsters from the Atlantis possessed a quick temper and hatred and cursed all surface-dwelling authorities and citizens.

“This young actor has the Amber curse. Every film she is involved in becomes a flop.”
“That woman seems to have the Amber curse when selling Amica cream."
"Oh, do be careful and don't date that girl! She has the Amber curse."

by BarbossasPeriwig May 11, 2022

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Amber Donation

A pledge.

Pledging funds to a charity or organization.

Guy 1: "I'm going to make an amber donation to the NAACP."
Guy 2: "So...a pledge?"
Guy 1: "Yes! An amber donation!"

by Magnolious July 02, 2022

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Okay Amber

Okay Amber (sarcastic phrase): Used as a response to being lectured by a cancel culture millennial.

Tiffany: They need a crying room at our school next to the un labelled washrooms, where is the empathy for those that need it!!!

Dave: Okay Amber

Tiffany: I think they should put a crying room in at our school next to the un labelled washrooms section, where is the empathy for those that need this!!
Dave: Okay Amber

by dubeswiggins November 25, 2021

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Zahra Amber

Zahra Amber is the sweetest girl you will ever come across. The prettiest drop dead gorgeous women alive. She has a heart of pure gold. If you ever meet a Zahra with a middle name Amber you should give her the biggest hug and never let go.

“Is that Zahra Amber over there” “Yes it is! She’s gorgeous let me give her a hug”

by zaza1011 April 01, 2023

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