Happy Ever After

When a cheap massage place jerks off a man for money at the end of their massage.
Man: hey let’s go get a message

Brad: why u cramped?
Man: nah I want that happy ever after
by Karen7397 October 08, 2022
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mourning after

Da "yucky 'n' sick" feeling dat you experience after da booze-soaked funeral-gathering dat you attended da previous day.
To truly show respect to da "dearly departed" during a memorial get-together, everyone is expected to show sensitivity and restraint; you are not supposed to turn it into a wild drunken afternoon orgy from which you'd later suffer a "mourning after"!
by QuacksO December 30, 2020
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after-sound

the after-sound sounded like the wind
by bobsburgers45 March 03, 2018
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after birds

Word-by-word literal translation of Polish idiomatic phrase "po ptokach", used to express the finality of a typically-unlucky event, i.e. something that can no longer be changed.
Steve: "Did you hear that Bill is going to confess to Ann today?"
Mark: "Too bad, it's after birds."
Steve: "Why?"
Mark: "Ann met some dude on Tinder yesterday, and they're planning to get married next week."
by natural_name January 21, 2021
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After-blow

Adj. You go to snort a line of dope and you blow it everywhere.
"I couldn't snort the rest of the line because he exhibited after-blow." complained Julie with a frown.
by Jewels Turnbaugh March 16, 2022
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After Shock

Right when you think you're done shitting, a long, thin turd flies out your ass and it stings like hell
"Shit dude!"
"What?"
"My ass hurts real bad from that after shock!"
"I hate those"
by Layoffthechesthair October 07, 2011
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This shouldn't get accepted
This word shouldn't get accepted after it's reviewed
by Ultimate0 March 04, 2021
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