Aaron Longworth

A beautifully luscious mullet possessing redneck. Owns more artillery than your local pawn shop. But dips snus like a pussy.

I cracked open my Busch latte like Aaron Longworth.

by AbigScott June 8, 2020

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Angry Aaron

When you're watching porn, the computer stops working and you ram the nearest tampon up your arse to finish quickly

"Man it just wouldn't load and I had to pull an Angry Aaron"
"Mate what the fuck"

by TheAngryAaron October 8, 2020

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Aaron Garner

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Aaron Garner is a simp

by Ace's pizzeria and Clinic October 16, 2020

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danny aarons

Danny Aarons is a Fifa Youtuber who likes mcdonald’s and a fat man who likes children.

Danny Aarons likes little children

by Danny Aarons mum July 5, 2023

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Aaron's Law states that no matter what you're working on, be it a project or work related; There's always something you can be doing. If you've ever sat there thinking "There's nothing more I can be doing", wrong! Aaron's Law states that: "There's Always something you can be doing".

Person 1: "I've competed all my work, there's nothing more to be done."
person 2: "According to Aaron's Law, There's always something you can be doing"

by Hattimus July 7, 2023

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