tomato tits

Titties that are bright red from being slapped.

I'm going to watch Giligan's Island after I'm done giving this bitch some tomato tits.

by ELO Soldier September 2, 2004

Witches Tit

Wonder where the expression colder than a witches tit came from? Well wonder no more. This is because a witches tits are so empty and saggy that they hang low and the nipple protrudes from the witches top. This is why you never see a witch in a crop top or boob tube

Jeez its colder than a witches tit tonight

by Working Class Hero November 30, 2020

flapjack tits

floppy ass saggy breasts

Man, your sister has some flapjack tits.

by Doyle November 14, 2003

Tit-tanic

Tits that are saggy; sinking.

Guy: Dude, look, that bitch has nice tits.

Guy 2: More like tit-tanics.

by Entr' Acte January 15, 2010

Tit apology

where a woman who to apologise to her friends who happen to be men or any other men shows her tits.

man: you put a dent in my car.
woman: I'm sorry.
man: sorry dosn't take the dent out of my car.
woman pulls up her blouse and shows her tits:look at these.
man: can I touch 'om?
woman:yeah.
man:I forgive you.
and that is an example of a tit apology.

by Deep blue 2012 October 7, 2009

tits or gtfo

The proper response to any female poster

Prima: Hey guys! Am I hot?
Secunda: Tits or GTFO

by CraigNobody May 3, 2008

Tough Tits

A sarcastic phrase used to express one feelings of flippancy. Similar to the phrase ‘Too Bad’

Man comes into shop
Shopkeeper: I'm just about to go on my lunch break, I'll get Margret to serve you. MARGRET, MARGRET....slight pause

Margret: ....YEES!

Shopkeeper: shouting upstairesCan you come down and serve this gentleman please?

Margret: after a moment of awkwardness...I haven't got any arms or legs!

Shopkeeper: Aww...that's tough tits int' it.

by AJ, from Nottingham Trent Uni January 1, 2005