Thigh Squid

When your man busts a nut in you and it comes leaking out all slow

Man, I can't get up, I got a thigh squid on me!

by CumdumpSlore October 6, 2021

squid octo

a weeb

people who like squid octo's content are weebs

by vausey9 March 24, 2021

Squids

A young male adult who is known for acting/dressing like a squid. A squid acts in a fanoink manner, usually is a cockblock from the hot chicks you wanna bang, a squid always becomes friendzoned by the hot chicks that he hangs out with and secretly likes. A squid is usually a scrawny weak dude that can get his ass kicked at any time being. A squids usual dress code consists of Ralph Lauren button downs, pastel shorts that are worn right above the kneecap, and sperrys (no socks present). A squid does not know how to be fresh at all. A squid is basically the opposite of a young Guido. Squids and Guidos do not get along and usually get into drunken altercations at bars, clubs, parties..etc. If you see a squid don't hesitate to smack him around and send him back to bikini bottom where he belongs.

Guido #1:Did you see how that squilium was dressed tonight?

Guido #2: Yea he looked like one of those squids who gets zero play from the ladies!

by THE REAL DON DADA November 21, 2019

Squid

Canadian Prison/Street slang for pedophile.

I just got word of a squid on the unit.

by Métis Messiah March 11, 2021

Scaring a squid

High difficulty. Facilitating a 3 way with two women. Tying both up by both arms and legs but one North and one south. Then jumping on top and making both squirt simultaneously.

I had the craziest 3 way last night! It’s was eight limbs and squirting like scaring a squid!!

by biffduncan August 3, 2021

squid work

when you drink a lot of ink so when you piss or shit its full of ink and you do your work with it

(85%) at least for the paper

teacher i did my work cough *squid work*

by danny manny fanny May 2, 2022

Squids

The dawgs

“Yo bro you see any of the squids?”

“I fuck with the squids”

by Ieoem September 19, 2020