Send Noodles

Noodles means nudes , also meaning to send every month on the third like rent

Hey Bae I'm bored and can't do anything in quarantine, can you send noodles

by XtremeLimits June 4, 2020

Goo Noodle

Noun; limp dick full of slick

Wow what an impressive goo noodle
Lob your goo noodle in me
Inflate your goo noodle to satisfy my... appetite

by HansGrubah January 15, 2021

Bagged noodle

A soft penis with a condom on.

My woman did not appreciate my bagged noodle, my thrusts were ineffective.

by 2lisimst January 22, 2020

noodle life

Craziest life ever

I live a noodle life!

by Pop ka ka pop November 13, 2017

Ferret Noodle

Ferret Noodles, along with Fox Beans, are some of the cutest things ever to walk the earth. The name "Ferret Noodle" is given to these cute creatures because of their long noodle bodies that completely go limp when they wake up from a lil' nap. They have tiny little faces a overly fluffy ears. Remember to give them head and face scrubs. There are many colors of Ferret Noodle, but only one type, called the Domesticated Ferret Noodle. Remember not to mix them up with their wild cousin, The Black Footed Ferret Noodle. If you have Ferret Noodle(s), remember to take care of them properly!!

I have a pet Ferret Noodle and it is so cute!

by 1nf1n1te w1sdom May 13, 2021

Noodle duecing

When a male is jacking off while taking a dump.

Dude, my wife caught me noodle duecing tonight!

by Secretuser123 June 2, 2013

goblin noodles

Goblin noodles is a definition given to the mult dimintional being of mary she,ιt,they is a sentiencial being that brings bad luck to itself everytine it farts and at the same time sneezes and says noodles

Goblin noodles is one of a kind creature that can multiply by itself in by a mechanism that is called biomariopisis.
When you see one in the wild face at all times and if it tries to consume your soul into a different dimension of space time yell FUS RO DA at it.
Goblin noodles is one of a kind creature that can multiply by itself in by a mechanism that is called biomariopisis.
When you see one in the wild face at all times and if it tries to consume your soul into a different dimension of space time yell FUS RO DA at it.

Goblin noodles-Ohhh fuck i just farted* says noodles at the same time

by Lacticdick January 31, 2019