Driving buzz

The 2-4 drink baseline buzz required for exceptionally good highway and residential driving.

Ex-wife: Hurry up or we'll be late for our son's funeral!

Ex-husband: Then we're gonna be late because I don't have my driving buzz yet.

by Joe Everyman June 22, 2010

Drive-by Hug

When two people haven't seen each other for a long time, and instead of saying hi and catching up, one gives another a quick hug to be polite and continues on their way.

"Did you see that? I haven't seen him in two years and all he did was give me a drive-by hug!"

"He probably doesn't want to talk to you. You did cheat on him with his best friend."

by wtfcrazies December 20, 2009

Silent Drive-by

A particularly unattractive woman. A lady whom, if you were passing whilst driving, you would be "disinclined to use your horn".

Jaysus, look at the head on that silent drive-by. She has a face like a melted bucket.

Fuck me Simon, but your missus is such a dog, I'm afraid she'd get a silent drive-by.

by JohnnyF July 9, 2010

Bed Driving

Bed sucks at driving like man she sucks

man you remind me of bed driving

by Black_Buddhha May 21, 2021

Muff-Driving

The act of perfroming oral or mutual masterbation of the digits to a female whilst she is operating a motor vehicle.

"Dude we took a road trip last weekend and I went muff-driving in 14 different states! Buiiiiiii."

"Susan, Im super worried my parents will find out Jake was muff-driving me when I hit that tree on 7th Ave last week..."

"We just met, and this is crazy, but I'm gonna muff-drive the shit out of you."

by SCOONLAN August 25, 2012

drive of shame

The drive home (normally with a hangover) in the morning or early afternoon when you are wearing the same clothes as the night before.

Good morning. My head hurts so I'm going to brave the drive of shame now and recover at home alone.

by LD50 January 8, 2006

pile drive

when u hear the slapping while having sex.

ryan pile drived that bith last nite!

by gangsta bitch February 7, 2007