Lacey Bar

A Lacey Bar is a grab bar in a jeep. Formerly known as a pussy bar. History: A lonely dirty old man had a very old Jeep and his caregiver was a named Lacey- think white trash but with teeth. She would never do anything but the old man continued to pay her to keep him company. One day his grown ass children caught on that this skank wasn’t really a caretaker but a dirty no good ho and cut her loose. The dirty old man named the grab in his Jeep a Lacey bar in her memory. He even used one of those old ass label makers to commemorate the name by the grab bar.

You should have seen Todd the hay wads face when I got air over the hill. He white knuckled the shit out of the Lacey Bar.

by BigRDaddy October 25, 2020

bar fitzvah

When a temper-tantrum is thrown at any sort of religious gathering/activity/ceremony. Common misconception is that a bar fitzvah can only happen at a Jewish activity, but in fact happens more at Christian church gatherings by children that don't want to be there

My cousin Schnall threw a bar fitzvah that included not only telling off his grandfather but throwing a chair over 13 pews.

by Unicycle pro October 19, 2014

BAR Association

An elite "members only"group of corrupt alcoholic lawyers who frequent the local bars and are so criminally-minded that they should all be "behind bars".

If an attorney tries to be too honest, he likely gets BARRED from the BAR Association --- how convoluted is THAT???

by QuacksO February 11, 2019

yeat bar

a yeat bar is a line in a song that is weird or makes no sense, but goes hard or sounds good

from the song born american: they put a rifle in my hand and told me shoot the yellow man, a yeat bar

by i like hunt bitches April 30, 2023

Bar slut

A female who is young and dum, typically, who goes to the bar almost every night while her kids and man are at home and seeks attention from anything and everything.

That girl Bobbi who's at the office bar and grill every night is getting plowed by robert and ray in the bathroom, my kind of bar slut.

by Robertplowedbobbi March 2, 2021

squidward bars

squidward bars are green xanax bars pressed with 3mg of flualprazolam or etizolam. They typically smack and 2 will have you geeked up. People who take more than one squidward bar usually end up in jail.

Tyrone: i took 2 of dem squidward bars and they had my ass faded

by peanut coke plug November 5, 2022

Bar-testing

To discover and try new bars that are worth being your friends and/or dates to on future occasions.

I'm new to this area and I need to do some bar-testing before my party next week.

by Dave Lesten February 12, 2015