Band kids are people of high school or middle school age that are obsessed with reddit and constantly make meme references during conversations. A good way to locate a band kid is seeing if their profile picture is some really unfunny meme like soviet doggo or beanos or if they unironically use deep fried memes and say "poggers".
Normal person: My grandma died recently so I've been feeling pretty down
Band Kid: Bruh... that's not very Keanu Reeves wholesome 100 big chungus how about we play some smash to distract yourself? (randomly starts t-posing) have u seen the new smash character? it looks pretty poggers (starts humming the Soviet Union anthem).
Normal Person: Get the fuck away from me
Band Kid: Bruh... that's not very Keanu Reeves wholesome 100 big chungus how about we play some smash to distract yourself? (randomly starts t-posing) have u seen the new smash character? it looks pretty poggers (starts humming the Soviet Union anthem).
Normal Person: Get the fuck away from me
by Manson27762 August 4, 2021
Get the Band Kidmug. by Jbw1269 August 5, 2006
Get the Band-aid itmug. a horribly disappointing rap group which had high expectations who was signed accidentally by p. diddy.
by kalil December 5, 2003
Get the da bandmug. people who suck ass, musically and form a group. thus, combining their non existent abilities for numerous reasons.
Jimmy: "yo man, i am making this HXC band, want to join?"
Mattie: "chyea man thats X-CORE!!! but i don't play any instruments"
Jimmy: "it doesn't matter man, neither do i. it cant be hard though. if you cant play an intrument you could just yell into a microphone."
Mattie: "yea man good thinking. and we will play shows and people will like us."
Jimmy: "yo man, i am making this HXC band, want to join?"
Mattie: "chyea man thats X-CORE!!! but i don't play any instruments"
Jimmy: "it doesn't matter man, neither do i. it cant be hard though. if you cant play an intrument you could just yell into a microphone."
Mattie: "yea man good thinking. and we will play shows and people will like us."
at show dude1: does this shit even follow a beat?
dude2: no.. it doesn't, why did i pay to see this:S
dude1: LOL man, that guy is wearing chick pants!
dude2: shit balls thats funny, look at him he looks so funny trying to be HXC.
dude1: yea dude, this is a shitty band
dude2: no.. it doesn't, why did i pay to see this:S
dude1: LOL man, that guy is wearing chick pants!
dude2: shit balls thats funny, look at him he looks so funny trying to be HXC.
dude1: yea dude, this is a shitty band
by purgethefall March 10, 2008
Get the shitty bandmug. Principally from the 80's.
Any one of a loose class of rock and roll bands sharing any number of similarities, but typified by long, elaborately messy, overblown hairstyles.
The implication that the hair is perhaps the most substantive thing about such a band or thier music.
Any one of a loose class of rock and roll bands sharing any number of similarities, but typified by long, elaborately messy, overblown hairstyles.
The implication that the hair is perhaps the most substantive thing about such a band or thier music.
See, for example: Motley Crue, Guns -n- Roses, Warrant, Stryper, etc., and to a lesser degree, Def Leppard, Bon Jovie, and so on.
by Honor July 14, 2004
Get the hair bandmug. The last of great music, ever. It's actually hair metal. The hardest rock around. The best bands in the world. These bands actually had talent and the tunes kick so much ass. After hair bands, there was a shitty trend called "grunge" which totally blows, along with all other music.
by Spartans! November 8, 2004
Get the hair bandmug. a manly girl who stalks band kids despite the fact she's not in band and is in love with a man who is gay with a large mustache
Justin: Did you walk by the band room this morning?
Billy: Yea, she went all "band stalker" on everyone again...
Billy: Yea, she went all "band stalker" on everyone again...
by gertyLUVSyou March 13, 2009
Get the Band Stalkermug.