When someone is constantly sending picture messages involving porn of some sort or other annoying cell phone picture joke, audio file, or text joke about the recipient being retarded. These messages are often sent in multiples and clog your cell phone's memory. Sure sign of boredom but an even surer sign of a moron who can't think of anything to say worth while. Can often lead to cell phones being shut off or angry rants by people who can't stand it anymore.
"Dammit!... this is the tenth time I've gotten this picture message of a naked midget being tossed around like a volleyball by naked Germans."
"Dude looks like you're a victim of asshole texting."
"Dude looks like you're a victim of asshole texting."
by Jarrett McFish March 2, 2010
Get the Asshole Textingmug. A unnecessary cough issued close to a smoker in a passive aggressive way to alert the smoker to the common distaste of their habit.
Smoker 1: Yeah, so I was knee deep...
Passerby: *Cough*
Smoker 2: Was that just an asshole cough? C'mon. We all die in the end, man.
Passerby 2: *Cough*
Passerby: *Cough*
Smoker 2: Was that just an asshole cough? C'mon. We all die in the end, man.
Passerby 2: *Cough*
by prayforwinter July 22, 2010
Get the asshole coughmug. 
Get the asshole banditmug. Part of the phrase "Man/Woman with a paper asshole."
Refers to someone who talks a big game but fails to deliver. A charlitan, a fraud, a phoney, etc.
Refers to someone who talks a big game but fails to deliver. A charlitan, a fraud, a phoney, etc.
Algernon:
I'm finally gonna ask that cute blond chick out.
Ernest:
That sound's like the talk of a man with a paper asshole.
I'm finally gonna ask that cute blond chick out.
Ernest:
That sound's like the talk of a man with a paper asshole.
by Sam Panama February 21, 2011
Get the Paper Assholemug. Internet slang for "you're an asshole". First coined on Sherdog.net in a thread where a user posted a pic of himself wearing hand made Red Bull armor.
by RankFeral June 16, 2008
Get the U ASSHOLEmug. Jerk: I just joined Assholes Anonymous.
Friend: Remember, call your sponsor before you even open your mouth.
Friend: Remember, call your sponsor before you even open your mouth.
by Purple Gurl April 8, 2011
Get the Assholes Anonymousmug. 1. Term used to describe an individual who is so totally oblivious to the world surrounding him/her that he/she can totally fuck up whatever you were attempting to do at the same moment. Even though you were right there. In plain sight. Staring right at them. The whole time. See Example "A".
2. Term used to describe someone who has WAY too much fun doing the most fruitless of tasks. See Example "B".
3. That odd fellow who has been living in a van down by the river, living off government cheese, who thinks that life "Shoo don git nah bettah than dis! (cackle, cough, hack, and spit)" Also has a "Homemade Bait" stand on his front passenger seat. See Example "C".
2. Term used to describe someone who has WAY too much fun doing the most fruitless of tasks. See Example "B".
3. That odd fellow who has been living in a van down by the river, living off government cheese, who thinks that life "Shoo don git nah bettah than dis! (cackle, cough, hack, and spit)" Also has a "Homemade Bait" stand on his front passenger seat. See Example "C".
Example A: As Ajax was attempting to pull up to the pump for gas, that Happy Asshole pulled in right in front of him, got out, gave Ajax a friendly wave, and began filling his own car up.
Example B:
Ajax: "Clarence sure loves mowing his lawn, he has been at it for hours!"
Joe: "Yeah, but his mower doesn't have any blades in it!"
Ajax: "What a Happy Asshole!" (Smiles and waves to Clarence, who is grinning like a man with tits in his hat)
Example C: C'mon, we all know that guy. He has that wonderful aroma of old cheese and cat urine wafting around him.
Example B:
Ajax: "Clarence sure loves mowing his lawn, he has been at it for hours!"
Joe: "Yeah, but his mower doesn't have any blades in it!"
Ajax: "What a Happy Asshole!" (Smiles and waves to Clarence, who is grinning like a man with tits in his hat)
Example C: C'mon, we all know that guy. He has that wonderful aroma of old cheese and cat urine wafting around him.
by Cradar131 August 5, 2012
Get the Happy Assholemug.