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You're like Assange 

Phrase that's in use since Wikileaks incident and it's used to make person who's reinventing hot water to shut up.
Two 6yo talking
A: Girls have vagina
B: Haha, you're like Assange!

You're Black 

An "insult" used by the uttp members when they have no real comebacks.
Guy 1: Shitty youtube channel with stolen videos and fake thumbnails ridiculing people's deaths.
Offender: You're black lol

You're a dick 

Someone you find endearing and could in fact be in love with
Q. Do you know how much i love the Beatles even though i know you think the Stone's are superior??
A. Yeah(dreamy look).....but you're a dick 💜
You're a dick by Starbar78 June 12, 2016

You're kidding 

Person one: I just blew Nancy's dogs legs off with a 12 gauge! HAHAHHAHAHA
Person two: You're kidding...
You're kidding by wowzers1337 November 14, 2016

You're adopted 

When you are beginning a roast battle and need something savage to insult his mother with. Works best on African-American males and adopted people. Does not work on people who do not care what you have to say about their family lineage, or people who do not care about their family lineage.
Daniel: Taevan's gay
Taevan: Well, you're adopted
Daniel: Not cool, we both know I am actually adopted
Taevan: Exactly, bitch.
You're adopted by Mr smart man July 24, 2020

You're killing me, Smalls! 

A quote directly from the film "Sandlot", usually someone will say this out of sexual frustration.
Sophie: *sends a sexy picture to Cameron*
Cameron: "Ugh! You're killing me, Smalls!"