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Worshipping the Porcelain Altar

Throwing up. Can be used in two ways:
a) euphemism for drunk-barf.
b) euphemism for bulemic-induced barf.
a)

Brad: Whoa... last night I got totally sloshed and was worshipping the porcelain altar for ages.
John: We know. We heard you.

b)
Brittney: So, ok, I've been, like, worshipping the porcelain altar... if you know what I mean... and I think it's made me like, so totally skinny! But I'm still like, way fat. You know?
Kelsey: Yaaa, hon, ya. Trust me. I've been at it for like, a year. And look at me.
(Hip bones protrude)
I'm like, a blimp.
by grapefruit95 June 14, 2010
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washing machine dick

When a woman is riding you cowgirl & she changes from a rhythmic up down back forward motion to one that attempts to reach all the angles in the known universe at once
I finally got that chick from my court mandated alcohol therapy class naked last night. Everything was amazing until she gave me the Washing Machine Dick. I'm going to need Alexander to get my dick out of this Gordian Knot!
by Demon of Nature June 10, 2017
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George Washington Bag

A small bag of weed worth 1$ usually weighing 0.1 Grams
Sam: dooode we dont have any money

Tyler: no i have a doller

Sam: i wana smoke and thats not gonna get us shit

Clyde:naaaa man il hook you guys up with a fat George Washington Bag!

Sam:YESSSSSSSS
by Sam631 August 4, 2009
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Worship And Pray

The incorrect way of saying WAP
At the church today we're doing WAP which stand for Worship And Pray
by Omgbeccaauhh November 27, 2020
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dj washington

Best looking male in America, had a 9 inch wang.
by Anonymous October 28, 2003
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Washington Park

In the capitol of new york lies a large open park where people come to see plays, bring dogs, jog, skateboard, play tennis and basketball. Also a good place to smoke blunts.
Dude 1 "Yo lets go downtown"

Dude 2 "Dead ass I dont feel like goin that far. Why dont we just go smoke a fattie and skate the banks at Washington Park?"

Dude 1 "Word"
by Dan Jerz October 6, 2008
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washi

A type of type that's commonly used rather than duct tape. A new form of sheer tape that old children and young teens are using. Or, used for much purposed Japanese items.
I love that new washi print that they just came out with!
by LRF1223 December 24, 2014
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