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Woke

A term now embraced by middle-class white US citizens as a new buzz word to indicate participation into the conservative right-wing faction to subtly endorse racism in the 2020's. These are mostly MAGA/Trump uneducated voters or at best posses diplomas they were able to purchase from various sources of higher education like their fearless leader's dad who bought sonny boy a Wharton School sheepskin.
This replaces the buzz words of the last decade such as "triggered". For the most part these individuals don't posses the intellect to process the true meaning of these terms. It doesn't really matter, the mere use of these terms serves their purposes as a member of the aforementioned group. Here's a group who holds people like Alex Jones as their prophet.
Duh that school board is woke. Duh.
by Dr Truth PhD January 3, 2023
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woke

past tense of wake. so before a wake created by another boat hits your boat it is still a wake. After it hits the past tense part kicks in and it becomes woke.

popular amongst people into water recreation, like boating or jet skiing.
Let's go get woke off some speed boats brah
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"Woke" is being in a state of being open-eyed to the world around you. Wokeness is the essence of being aware and connected to your environment (personal not ecological nor global), nor is it political! If one is Woke they are able and willling to call a lie a lie, and to SEEK the truth.
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by WierdWizard January 11, 2023
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Woke

Adjective: Catch-all word used by Cultural Conservatives as a substitute slur word.
Instead of calling a person a slur because it's no longer acceptable you would call them "woke". Example: I thinks "Woke" Space Lasers started all the fires in California.
by Guy Fawks January 13, 2023
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Woke

When you're aware of dank memes and know what's going on
by Staywokekids December 6, 2018
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Woke Horny

Crocstew, apparently.
Woke Horny is more of a graphical point than anything else
by every username is taken help August 12, 2017
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Woke

When you try to see PewDiePie's original content.
YOU LAUGH YOU LOOSE

Bro im so woke for this video
by aWOAHen August 30, 2017
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