Wanker

A person (mostly men) who enjoys and partakes in many masturbation sessions, or "wanking".
Also used in the same sense as "asshole" or "bellend" and can mean a loser

oh look at his hair, what a wanker

by bigwangman November 9, 2015

Wanker's Hangover

The feeling you sometimes get when you've finished having a wank, in that you feel disgusted with yourself. Similar to PFG (Post-Fap Guilt).

Jacking it to PornHub this morning gave me the worst Wanker's Hangover.

by TheBigDeeeeee November 10, 2015

Wankering

When a hand job is given within an hour of someone having a wank.

Mary gave Dave a wankering after he finished unloading over a new video uploaded to PornHub

by DeepFeelings January 31, 2016

Wankercheif

A fabric that is used as an area to deposit semen after a masturbation.

Ben Hennesey: "I haven't washed my wankercheif in weeks!"

by KonyGun April 23, 2016

Wankercheif

A fabric or unused item of clothing that is used as the deposit location for semen after a masturbation.

Bob: I haven't washed my Wankercheif in weeks!

by KonyGun April 24, 2016

Wankeritis

An inflammatory condition of the Wanker. See def: Wanker

Man, he's got a bad case of Wankeritis

by EvieGrave May 26, 2016

Wicker Smacker

A sex position where the girl lays on your thighs and lights the wick of a candle. You smack the wick out with your dick.

Hey, do you want to wicker Smacker tonight?

by Urban_kang September 3, 2016